necrysi
@necrysi
materia ravana. you can dm if you want i like typing words i repost dumbest shit u ever seen my gposes will distract you from this bio please scroll further 👇
23 year old BetterHelp therapist prescribed me 14 hours of screentime
STOP SKIPPING MY DIALOGUE!! STOP- you- i- ARHG- STO- a- the- mngh~- yea- See ya.
hey sorry i can’t come out tonight i need to research an incredibly specific and random topic alone and in silence for hours on end for no reason at all
[remembering it’s important to have a positive attitude about therapy] Yayyyyyy I’m so excited to do this stupid bullshit
friends with benefits except theyre not friends and the benefit is noncon
i'm sorry but we're going to have to let you go. you've googled way too many things about adolf hitler - things we would expect a senior level employee to know already.
if i Had a boyfriend and he was mean to me, i Would break up with him. but if i Had a girlfriend and she was mean to me, i would thank her and get a little Sticky
Me: if there’s anything you learn from this kitchen, son, it’s that you measure garlic with your heart. 16 yo: with my heart. Me: yes. Some recipes will tell you some nonsense of “1 clove of garlic minced” and that is a cold-hearted person. 16 yo: they do not understand the…
me: please give my compliments to the chef waiter: of course, sir me: and please give them this too (hands him a small ceramic frog) waiter: lovely frog, sir
horse inspecting eagle very close slightly intimidating hopefully friendly approach
My Achilles' foot is an inability to remember classical allusions
Male friendship is just sending tweets to each other for years until one of you dies
What a lot of so called leftists don't want to admit is that not only is eating out often the more economically friendly option, it is also the more ethical one as you are not taking advantage of your own unpaid labor.