scott
@napenforcer
fool of a scoot / husband of @stink_muffin /
Imagine thinking nitrates from bacon will give you colon cancer and nitrates from vegetables will save your heart.
Nitric oxide from vegetable nitrates, from greens, for instance, not only improves oxygen efficiency, but also oxygen delivery by vasodilation of blood vessels—that is, by opening up our arteries so there’s more blood flow. bit.ly/3joxk0V
if he’s a weeb i feel bad for him lol
Nigerian dude in Japanese detention thought a hunger strike would create sympathy. Anything but go back to Nigeria. The Japanese didn't care 🤷♂️
You should actually take German reluctance to figure out software as a negative sign for software.
when i deployed to Africa i watched at least 9 people become white supremacists in real time
A take: The more you travel, the less politically extreme you become.
at a graduation I was sitting front row in a huge auditorium and I got a call during the moment of silence for kids who committed suicide. My ringtone was Electric Avenue. It played full volume for the whole 3:17 because my phone froze and I dropped it
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*american bread
Bread and pasta may be to blame for your depression and fatigue — and could even cause schizophrenia trib.al/fdrRRz7
pray for baby
Iowa boy born at just 21 weeks becomes Guinness World Records ‘most premature baby’ ever trib.al/fw6bonD
I'm a free speech absolutist, but only for screaming FIRE in a crowded theater.
might as well get this out of the way now. i am in the epstein files
BREAKING: John Kerry’s name is reportedly in the Epstein files, per Joe Scarborough.
Not good to rest on your laurels, this is when your brain calcifies and aging accelerates and you get senile. But those files released by Tulsi vindicate OG MAGA. A good reminder a reminder to listen to people who were around in 2015 more than those who showed up in 2025.