Jim Strabo
@JimStrabo
🧙♂️ Esoteric meme enjoyer 🏺 History appreciator 🐸 Professional Troublemaker 🏛️ Proud son of Rome 🖥️ If you're reading this, I've already won
Computer, create a two-to-one scaled copy of AOC, 8 1/2 months pregnant, and including all normal life functions, otherwise identical to a normal person. Give her a severe case of periductal mastitis, and simulate her having eaten several bushels of raw onions several hours…
No matter how much you bully Indians, it isn't enough.
I never pray for someone's downfall, but I wish that this guy and his family never find happiness. May his child get bullied in school.
I was going to ask if this guy has never seen a street sweeper before, but then I read the username.
This is how China is cleaning its roads 😮 Who is stopping us from using it?
What do you call it when you think this about other people? (He's earned it)
NEW: The People Who Think They Were Born Into the Wrong Race You may have seen Donna Briggs on social media: the platinum blonde “manifestation” influencer in head-to-toe Lilly Pulitzer. On its face, there’s nothing particularly unique about Donna: #LiveinAbundance, the universe…
Please stop trying to make me like Winston Churchill.
People are still surprised to meet Indians and finding that those Indians haven't swallowed whole the mainstream WWII narrative of Churchill being a holy figure and the Germans being demons
Congratulations! When are you planning to adopt your first victim?
Congratulations! When are you planning to adopt your first victim?
The winning roast:
Congratulations! When are you planning to adopt your first victim?
A dramatic reenactment
Long Island man killed in freak MRI accident was wearing 20-pound chain necklace with padlock trib.al/t7AMUHp
When I say all women are retarded, I'm not making a nuanced critique of societal conventions. I am speaking literally.
1) not the slogan I mentioned 2) You guys need to learn that slogans aren't always 100% literal. They're actually very often exaggerated to be punchier and make a statement. "Yes all men" still doesn't mean every man ever, it highlights a systemic problem
I've been let go as a result of further cuts to US AID. My job was to give out free Bluetooth speakers at the homeless encampment.
In retrospect, it was a really bad idea to take my son to the Coldplay concert.
Welp, I gotta hand it to @JimStrabo. He beat my prediction. I hope it grows out soon!
If Pepe doesn't win the final round by at least 75/25, I will shave my (digital) head.
Well, friends, the final results are in and my good pal @crusadepepe has emerged victorious. This tournament was a blast, and I'd love to do it again sometime. Huge thanks to @apologistlayman for organizing and all the participants for being such good sports. If you haven't…
One last push, friends! Victory is so close I can feel it. When we pull this off, it will be our greatest triumph of all.
@JimStrabo vs @crusadepepe
Vote Strabo!
I'm calling on all previous opponents. You fought well and every one of you deserved to win. But now we're up against a much bigger enemy than before, and it's going to take all of us to take him down. Let's show Crusader Pepe what we can do when we put our differences aside and…
Stay in line, patriots
Alright, folks. We're down to the final hour. The entire last month has lead us to this one moment. Are we going to falter now or are we going to triumph over our final opponent? That's for you to decide. The fate of this tournament all rests in your capable hands. Make it count.
My name was Dour Visage. I was a shit-poster to the Sixty-Third expedition of the Great Internet Crusade. I was present when Elon Musk abandoned the love of the Emperor for the lies of the enemy. I was there as the right-wing posters were corrupted from within. I was there at…
Alright, folks. We're down to the final hour. The entire last month has lead us to this one moment. Are we going to falter now or are we going to triumph over our final opponent? That's for you to decide. The fate of this tournament all rests in your capable hands. Make it count.
@JimStrabo vs @crusadepepe
I heard he raped a blue bird that was singing a song to a group of children
Vote for @JimStrabo. He trusts the plan.
@JimStrabo vs @crusadepepe