Cavalry! 🏇
@mykeels
I've learned that people will pay for what I know, and I can learn the things I don't know. So I get paid to learn everything about life, family, and computers.
It's crazy how you go from seeking jobs as a junior engineer, to companies literally bidding for your attention as a senior. Absolutely insane.
We are going no personal screen this summer. The plan is simple; Arts. Piano. Swimming. Books. Repeat. First stop - memorize all 54 African countries and their capital. We will add currency next. And build up to all the countries of the world.
“The election results sheets indicates that Peter Obi did not just win the election, He actually won via landslide” — David Hundeyin
Dear useless @officialEFCC, Orji Uzor Kalu @OrjiUka, Executed a 7.65B fraud during his term as Governor. He was also accused to have withdrawn N460M from state account between July & Dec 2002. Sentenced to 12 years in Prison in 2019, became a Senator same year, still sinator.
Dear useless @officialEFCC Femi Gbajabiamila @femigbaja was found guilty by US Court of withholding client's $25,000 in 2003 - prosecuted in 2007. Georgia State number 288330, He was debarred as a lawyer for 36 months. Today he is the Chief of Staff to your President.
Lmao this is a Sanwoolu type of response nao, let's be serious.
My cousin, Zikora in Australia wrote the Prime Minister to complain about their buses not having seat belts. The man responded in the most humane and accommodating way possible. Here we are remaining bus stops and fooling about.
In November 2022, while campaigning in Delta State, the then APC Presidential Candidate, Bola Tinubu, now the President, berated the other Presidential Candidate (Peter Obi), he was ashamed to call his name, saying "Na statistics we go chop all I want is to put food on the table…
She said, "I want to be a part of your world"
I thought this girl in college was super pretty but also I am an uber nerd with no ability to flirt and when she asked if we could hang out at the library I told her all about the fantasy world I was creating. For two hours. She was not a nerd. We now have 5 kids
It’s unsustainable for Obi to keep trying to bail out all these schools. You need to make him president and hand over the national purse to him.
So much heavy lifting in the world is done by people who don't get enough thanks.
I said Rig and D!e you feel say na Play.
Has anyone made a movie/short film entirely out of shadows like this?
Smooth Criminal
Do we know for sure that they are drunk, and not just having a nasty stomach ache?
These elephants got drunk after eating lots of ripe Marula fruit in MalaMala Reserve..🐘😅
Lmao this is my first time hearing the Jet2 holiday ad
The odds of being slapped by fish is low, but never zero
Growing up in Benin, we were told the stories of a mythical giant prince, Arhuanran. One of those stories that captured my imagination. I spent this week in Udo and was met with the statue in his hometown. This rekindled my love for the old tales. Gather round, story time.
The day Nigerians realise that this is how their public schools should be, but their governors are busy wearing $1million watches. That day, nothing would happen 🤣🤣🤣
"I love you" and other 2 to 4 letter word stories for Children, learning to read at under4.games. under4.games/#/read-words/2…
Let's take phonics-based reading to the next level. Your little ones can now explore tales while learning to read! 📚✨ I just published mykeels.com/blog/read-stor…