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I like my puns intended
does anyone have recommendations for something to become addicted to (healthy)
there are no real thoughts going on in my head most of the time, just a collection of brainwaves and words… fragments of genius, if you will.
How it feels getting a tummyache after eating too much cheese

No one’s really mad at me
What's a conspiracy theory you believe with your whole heart?
man, it smells like up handsome you’re doing your best and everything’s going to be okay in here
UNRWA has enough food for the entire population of #Gaza for over three months stockpiled in warehouses–including this one in Al Arish, Egypt–awaiting entry. The supplies are available. The systems are in place. Open the gates, lift the siege, allow UNRWA to do its work and…
was having a conversation where I mentioned the Epstein list and someone added “I just think there are other things to worry about right now” surreal interaction and an easy litmus test for someone being a bad person
Sometimes I want to be alone but other times I want someone to lie next to me and watch YouTube videos while I lowball people on eBay
I’m feeling really anxious but haven’t decided the main reason yet
Killing the vibe at the function by playing my audiobook on the speaker
Shaggy: like, Scoob, I think there was something else in that Scooby Snack Scoobert Doo: Norville, I have Seen God and now understand the Meaning of Life

I need a new hobby as an outlet to obsess over and get frustrated when I’m not immediately good at it
Guys they just discovered a way out that isn’t through it’s called
it’s becoming increasingly more difficult to do tasks and errands after work and I’m not handling it well