Sharpey
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Was on Twitter. Left X, went to Bluesky (http://mnsharpe.bsky.social). Am back on X too. Although it’s still called Twitter, right?
I bought my nephew a hoverboard. It’s not much but at least it keeps him off the streets
Ok, here’s an unusual post. There was no wind, and all these starlings were lined up chattering away, so stuck my camera on the tripod and filmed. 😄
Let’s go dancing in front of colourful houses in Balletmory. #LunchPun
Mr Miyagi doing a head count of footballers’ wives and girlfriends, as they board and leave the team coach. “WAGs on. WAGs off”. #LunchPun
A bird in the hand is worth two in the Nutbush city limits #ASongOrMovieForPopularSayings
Our nationwide crackdown on illegal working means raids and arrests are up by 50%. And we won't stop there.
The hotel have just fired me because I refuse to tidy people's beds. I'm not making it up.
“There’s nowt better than eating semi-soft cheese in the toilet at Glastonbury”. “Port Salut?”. “No. A proper toilet”. #LunchPun
Look over there. Through the mist. You can just about see that old chap from Last of the Summer Wine. Foggy? No, Compo. #LunchPun
No matter how much it hurts now, one day you’ll look back and realize how your struggles changed your life for the better. Bri
Interesting:— The scorers’ names in the Sweden v England match spell ABBA.

We were honoured to attend the Unity is Strength event last weekend, hosted by the @LFCFoundation and the Hillsborough Survivors Support Alliance (@HillsboroughSu1), alongside representatives from Manchester United, Liverpool, and Sheffield Wednesday. Held at @LFC's AXA Training…
A supplier of sports gear has been caught hiding large sums of laundered money behind stacked tennis accessories. He is accused of racquet tiering. #LunchPun
People waiting for organ transplants. My heart goes out to them.
France celebrates its love for round jelly sweets on 14th July. It’s known as Pastille Day. 🇫🇷 #LunchPun