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@missmayn
TV Writer / Producer. Internet Culture Expert.
don’t worry guys. the climate change hurricanes will put out the climate change fires.
y’all gotta stop looking for a man who’s 6’ 5” and start looking for one who actually likes you.
europe: this is a popular intersection let’s add a plaza and some benches america: this is a popular intersection let’s pave twelve lanes converging on a pedestrian murder zone
on the phone with the insurance company trying to figure out what the $286,349 charge on my bill that's coded "HPKB" is, and finally the fifth person i'm transferred to informs me it's for "horse playing keyboard"
turned 38 this year and wondering when i stop getting hotter because this is getting ridiculous.
Israel would most likely shoot the pope if he got close to the fence but he should give it a try anyway. First martyred pope since John I, 526AD? Your ticket is punched brother, beatified by Christmas, canonized by Easter. Barely enough purgatory time to catch up with the fellas.
there’s at least two possibly even three melanias.
What's a conspiracy theory you believe with your whole heart?
boston tourists still blow my mind. like why are you here?
Jubilee should do a video where its one Fascist vs 20 WW2 Veterans and they give the veterans guns and see if the fascist can convince the veterans not to shoot 'em by defending their tweets
Free idea for the writers of “The Pitt”: an ER doctor who wears flip flops (feet get too hot in regular shoes) and after delivering bad news, they smack with each step as she walks away (this is based on a real person)
it’s weird how being a traumatized catholic child makes you among the most prepared to endure this current hellscape.
the first time i heard "big naturals" i thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the grand canyon, or the great barrier reef
If I was on a Jubilee they wouldn’t be able to use any of my footage I’d just be telling people to kill themselves
The thing that’s funny about most photoshop jokes is that somebody took a stupid idea seriously enough to invest the time to make it. If you use A.I. it’s just like, yeah, I guess that’s what that would look like.
watching the incredibles for the first time in my life and people weren't kidding, this mom is caked the fuck up