maha

bing bong

girls be like sorry that’s my emotional support ex boyfriend

no one is shocked that he’s on the list can we all get a grip

quitting my job so i can focus on being Latina

you and me by lifehouse

Your best

save me 3:30pm diet coke. save me

guys what the fuck am i doing in texas

not now daddy. kitten is locking in

i have a lot of thoughts about usha and not a single one is nice

pringles for breakfast. because i have free will

i’m afraid my friends would kill me with hammers if i ever dated a man from new jersey ever again

No country that kills 50k children has a right to exist.

if he’s coming to austin for a bachelor party. just worry about yourself queen

white guys will be like my name is james

iris by the goo goo dolls

why do you as a man know what retinol is

genuinely had no business listening to the song birthday sex when i was 13 years old