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BREAKING: Trump announces a “massive” trade deal with Japan — 15% reciprocal tariffs and a $550B investment into the US.
The transition at the end is unreal. You’ll never guess the next song or the next person in the shot.
LeBron James & Savannah James seen singing 'Not Like Us' by Kendrick Lamar 👀
Welcome back Ozzy Osbourne 🙏
Congratulations are in order for Trisha Paytas & her husband Moses Hacmon as they welcome their baby boy, Aquaman 👶🏽💙 (✍🏾: #TSRStaffTC )
The type of CFO to tuck a copy of the WSJ under his armpit as he nods to all his employees on his way to the only bathroom on the floor
Two signs you will survive a recession: (i) your CFO dresses like this (ii) your company pays for your Hebbia seat to 10x your productivity
#BREAKING: Speaker Mike Johnson shuts US House early to avoid vote on releasing remaining Epstein files. Lawmakers will be on recess until September.
Bruh
#BREAKING: President Trump accuses Fmr. President Obama of trying to “lead a coup”, and calls to “go after and target” Obama
#BREAKING: President Trump accuses Fmr. President Obama of trying to “lead a coup”, and calls to “go after and target” Obama
This is like Michael Burry explaining the subprime mortgage crisis
Hunter Biden breaks down the difference between crack & cocaine and why crack is so addictive
lol
BREAKING: SoftBank and OpenAI’s $500 Billion AI plan ‘Project Stargate’ has been sharply scaled back after struggling to get off the ground
HR using AI to detect candidates using AI to cheat on their AI-generated questions How did we end up here?!?!
Introducing Anti-Clueless by Nodes The first full-stack AI talent acquisition platform that automates the entire hiring process — from sourcing, headhunting, screening, to retention
It was only a matter of time. Now there’s AI for HR to combat the AI for cheating in job interviews lmao
Introducing Anti-Clueless by Nodes The first full-stack AI talent acquisition platform that automates the entire hiring process — from sourcing, headhunting, screening, to retention
71.3% accuracy? Good enough for Deutsche Bank, not a real M&A shop.
OpenAI’s ChatGPT agent recently scored 71.3% accuracy when performing investment banking modeling tasks typically performed by first to third-year analysts
Give AI some nicotine pouches and that modeling accuracy is going up to 99%
OpenAI’s ChatGPT agent recently scored 71.3% accuracy when performing investment banking modeling tasks typically performed by first to third-year analysts
I don’t get why so many hedge fund ppl are in disbelief about the rise of socialism in the US. Isn’t the main part of the job to understand the world around you?
Damn I just got Centel’d lmfao
EXCLUSIVE: Leaked emails reveal that Robinhood chief, Vlad Tenev, instructed staff to halt trading of Opendoor Technologies’ stock today, after the volatile stock surged on meme-stock speculation.
Amidst all the market volatility and the declining US dollar, Pudgy Penguins emerges as a safe haven for institutional capital

One year ago today, Joe Biden dropped out of the Presidential race and ruined Wolf Blitzer’s boozy brunch in DC.
Enjoying a Wolf Spritzer at El Presidente restaurant here in DC.
Investment banking analysts after pulling their first all-nighter
