Bloomberg Centel

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Bloomberg Centel@bloombergcentel · 22 h

JUST IN: Fed Chair Jerome Powell resigns, effective immediately. In the letter, Powell cites the need for “new leadership” to protect Fed’s integrity.

bloombergcentel's tweet image. JUST IN: Fed Chair Jerome Powell resigns, effective immediately. In the letter, Powell cites the need for “new leadership” to protect Fed’s integrity.

Bloomberg Centel@bloombergcentel · 23 h

EXCLUSIVE: Donald Trump is planning on firing Jerome Powell and replacing him with Bill Ackman in a surprise address scheduled for 3:15pm EST, according to senior White House staffers.

bloombergcentel's tweet image. EXCLUSIVE: Donald Trump is planning on firing Jerome Powell and replacing him with Bill Ackman in a surprise address scheduled for 3:15pm EST, according to senior White House staffers.

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Bloomberg Centel@bloombergcentel · Jul 21

EXCLUSIVE: In a town hall held this afternoon, JPMorgan chief Jamie Dimon blasted NYC Mayoral Candidate Zohran Mamdani, calling him a “f**cking trust fund communist with a nice smile,” per staff who were in attendance.

bloombergcentel's tweet image. EXCLUSIVE: In a town hall held this afternoon, JPMorgan chief Jamie Dimon blasted NYC Mayoral Candidate Zohran Mamdani, calling him a “f**cking trust fund communist with a nice smile,” per staff who were in attendance.

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Bloomberg Centel@bloombergcentel · Jul 21

EXCLUSIVE: Leaked emails reveal that Robinhood chief, Vlad Tenev, instructed staff to halt trading of Opendoor Technologies’ stock today, after the volatile stock surged on meme-stock speculation.

bloombergcentel's tweet image. EXCLUSIVE: Leaked emails reveal that Robinhood chief, Vlad Tenev, instructed staff to halt trading of Opendoor Technologies’ stock today, after the volatile stock surged on meme-stock speculation.

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Bloomberg Centel@bloombergcentel · Jul 21

EXCLUSIVE: Donald Trump is mulling a pardon for Bill Hwang, saying the disgraced money manager “got a little greedy with leverage, but Credit Suisse should have had tighter risk management,” according to senior White House staffers.

bloombergcentel's tweet image. EXCLUSIVE: Donald Trump is mulling a pardon for Bill Hwang, saying the disgraced money manager “got a little greedy with leverage, but Credit Suisse should have had tighter risk management,” according to senior White House staffers.

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Bloomberg Centel@bloombergcentel · Jul 20

EXCLUSIVE: Former Astronomer CEO Andy Byron to join Goldman Sachs as a strategic advisor in the firm’s asset management division.

bloombergcentel's tweet image. EXCLUSIVE: Former Astronomer CEO Andy Byron to join Goldman Sachs as a strategic advisor in the firm’s asset management division.

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