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@rs_parasite
reformed social parasite
my Chinese mom watches Tarantino movies to improve her English and occasionally she'll practice on me
The Israeli Army is now targeting starving children in the head and testicles in Gaza, while terrorising others, together with violent lunatics, in the West Bank. These past 650 days, Israel has written one of the darkest pages of human history. And it is absolutely sickening…
🚨 SHOCKING REPORT: Israeli soldiers in Gaza are reportedly turning the targeting of Palestinian children into a horrifying and systematic “human-hunting game,” according to British surgeon Dr. Nick Maynard. He testified: “These children are being targeted almost as if it’s a…
it is becoming evident to me that all of sontags intellectual deficiencies are bc she attended university of chicago
the worst corporatism i've heard has to be "bio break". just say you bout to squirt last night's sneaky link out your chocolate starfish hoe
professional photographers are nice but have you tried a highly trained little brother with a robux addiction
compiling a dossier of Pynchon-coded online ephemera
Adam and Eve were apes. They lived in trees close to heaven. after the (literal) Fall, they evolved, or rather, devolved into the debased form of man, forced to walk the grimy earth. Man is flawed; ape is God’s perfect creation. I'm Jordan Peterson and I just made this shit up.
the scary thing is i know ppl who would actually buy this in real life
my brother (12) is using my social security number to buy Roblox shares
