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@iamyums
yeh mera area hai aur meray area mein koi entrance nahi karna, okay? i hate me
i’m convinced that men who own cats are green flags. cats are like women. they’re moody, independent, and affectionate on their terms. if he’s patient with a cat, he’ll likely be patient with a woman too. and if the cat loves him? you can tell that man’s got healing energy
i love when my amreeki foster parents share good health updates with me, even from miles away. they’re really old, and every goodbye feels like it could be the last. so hearing good news from them truly lights up my heart

istg how did i write full assignments and cover letters on my own before chatgpt?? now i can’t even send an email without asking it to “make this sound professional”
chat should you show up to a job interview if you know someone on the panel has personal beef with you?? what if they just called you in to humiliate you or take their revenge??
aap logon ne notice kia ho ga ke kaam mujhey 50,000 hain par kar main ek bhi nahi rahi aur abb mujh pe anxiety wala phase achuka hai
either my spice tolerance has leveled up or they gave me the wrong noodles because this “2x spicy” korean ramen isn’t hitting at all
wesay this much rain isn’t good because it will cause flooding in many areas but i love how this weather be giving winter vibes. now i can just curl up like a smol little kapron ki gathri and rot peacefully in one corner of my bed
missed this particular twitter expose but damn today’s expose threads just don’t hit the same. if you’re gonna expose someone, at least do it properly. bring us quality tea pls
Asli expose daur tab tha jab woh couple expose hua tha jahan biwi twt se larkiyan gherti thi, unhe groom krti thi phir shohar se introduce krwati thi. I cant remember their names but that was fucking wild