Keebler
@keebler45
Politicians aren’t heroes. Fabled 8th dwarf.
I’ll admit that I haven’t taken Ubers that often, maybe 100 times in 9 years, but I have never had a woman driver.
UBER will soon allow women customers to request only women drivers, the company says in a statement.
You’re not black pilling if you think people won’t be arrested for Russia Gate. Sadly, you just live in reality.
>USAF memorandum on the M18 just dropped Oooof
>USAF memorandum on the M18 just dropped Oooof
New season leads off with a kick in the nuts to HP.
Backyard grilling just hasn't been the same... TWO WEEKS until #KingOfTheHill returns with an all new season!
Guy whose family molded the city into a place that would elect a socialist is upset they’re going to elect a socialist.
Go now Cuo! Andrew Cuomo says ‘I will move to Florida’ if Mamdani becomes NYC mayor trib.al/0THvLQm
At least he updates his grill.
Imagine you’re dude, you lose your wife, job, half your net worth, and forever get endlessly mocked across the world forever 😭
WNBA players, whose salaries are subsidized by the NBA, wear t-shirts declaring “Pay Us What You Owe Us.”
I’m glad we’re back to ‘it’s ok to stalk the judiciary’ territory.
Mainers kayaked to the island summer home of Chief Justice Roberts this morning to protest the extremist agenda & demand resistance to tyranny. By land and by sea Mainers get it done! #MEpolitics
Leaving the insane take aside, here is yet another Dem growing facial hair.
If you refuse to see what is happening, the cancellation of the Colbert show should open your eyes. I want to explain to you what a censorship state looks like - where a corrupt government gives favors to media that suppresses criticism of the regime.
My dog has been at training for the past couple of weeks. Apparently she split her tail open aggressively wagging and banging it on the wall. Now she has a pool noodle cast and she’s not happy about it.
Not a W. Any dude who routinely runs out of gas should be shamed and put on probation.
Bro runs out of gas and pulls off a perfectly calculated move to roll into the gas station
The funniest part about this is half the country will still think his only scandal was a tan suit.
🧵 Americans will finally learn the truth about how in 2016, intelligence was politicized and weaponized by the most powerful people in the Obama Administration to lay the groundwork for what was essentially a years-long coup against President @realDonaldTrump, subverting the…