urthange111
@katluvsbread
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Me getting out of the relationship my friends warned me about
Billion dollar companies using bots instead of real people for customer service…. WHY
Rappers be making u feel guilty for no reason at all "You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry" like my fault bro
reverse cow girl so i can bend backward and look at him like the exorcist
my geezer coworker rlly told me “girl I never know what you’re saying, I just want to be honest with you”
God knew to keep ICE out my way cuz a lady like me would chew them up to pieces and spit them losers out like the little b1tches they are
“you’re too pretty to be single” nah i’m too pretty to be wasting my time on lustful losers who lie and cheat
They rlly invited the wrong people to the SWAG listening party (not me)
Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do
when i get called a fatherless lying manipulating hoe, but i actually have a dad
God if u bring back snack wraps I’ll build 3 churches in ur name
God if u bring back snack wraps I’ll build 3 churches in ur name