Jordan ◎ | 🥫🪽
@jordaaash
Engineer @anza_xyz / Advisor @solanalabs / Collector @MadLads
The sauce is almost ready to open Going to be demoing what @callum_codes and I have been cooking up at @anza_xyz See you at @SolanaConf 🪽➡️🥫
Lady wearing black shirt and pants 93 degrees, 64% humidity Typing furiously on a laptop in full sun Taking cell phone calls Face is a grimacing red mask of pain What are we doing here
A rant: Tipping culture is out of control. I'm a generous tipper. But 20% for someone to make eye contact & hand me a muffin is crazy. Restaurants widely suggesting people tip 30% now is kookoo bananas. At this rate we'll soon be tipping the price of the meal. Make it stop.
I don't think people realize just how few people would need to be put in jail for society to improve a LOT
A third of all shoplifting arrests in NYC in 2022 were due to just 327 people. That's 0.00385% of the population doing 33% of the crime! This guy is one of them. Lock him up.
A lib friend asked me, "don't you think that billionaires have too much power?" The dipshit who makes $15/hr at the city clerk's office tried to deny me and my fiancée a marriage license b/c we came in at 12:05 and they close at 12:30 The bottom quintile has too much power.
It's called indexing. It optimizes the computer and shit. Makes the queries go fast so you don't need to stand around waiting like some kind of jerkoff. I heard about it on a TV program
Heavy is the head that wears the crown
Do you have ‘summer long balls’? Awkward phenomenon could be uncomfortable — and may even impact your fertility trib.al/wCqTvhV
Jaguar Land Rover showing admirable commitment to destroying brand equity across the entire portfolio
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For over a year now, Solana has just worked. No insane fees. No issues landing transactions. No congestion on my contracts. Vibrant dev community. It’s been a pleasure to work with I really don’t understand why you’d build anywhere else.
Update your app to try out @Grok companions! apps.apple.com/us/app/grok/id…
Update your app to try out @Grok companions! apps.apple.com/us/app/grok/id…
I whole heartedly agree with Dean here! if you want to contribute, just do it. - use the libraries until you find something worth contributing - open an issue on the repo to discuss with the maintainers - just do it
so many @solana_devs hungry to contribute like "bro how can i help?" just use the libraries to build cool stuff. i guarantee you'll hit the wall at some point and think "why'd they do it this way?" or "why can't i ___?" there's still plenty of low hanging fruit. let's get it ! 🫡
Dear degenerate retards in my DMs and tagging me, I don’t have anything to do with this coin or account which was recently taken over by obvious scammers I’m not going to offer advice, but if I were to, it would be to immediately full stack hitler this coin Thank you for your…
