JT
@jiratickets
allegedly employed engineer tweets all day long
if you have 2 cities in your bio you are never going to find happiness
going for a night walk but bringing a burning torch with me like the good old medieval days
we’ve reviewed your application but unfortunately we don’t think you’re a great fit because we noticed you didn’t post a black square on your instagram story in june 2020
crazy how everyone you know is suddenly a huge Black Sabbath fan the same day Ozzy Osbourne happens to die
If you’re in your 20s in tech right now, a couple of years at IBM, Cisco, eBay, or any other great internet company will give you 10x the career juice of any MBA or grad degree (and less debt).
ahhhh yes good morning let’s open up the Infinite Information River for a nice 20 minutes before getting out of bed or thinking any original thoughts at all
yeah he’s got 2028 in the bag
NEW: Hunter Biden explains how easy it is to make crack and then tries to prevent himself from getting too excited about remembering how awesome it was. 😂
can’t believe “Network Engineer” is a real job whole ass boomer companies hiring people bc they can’t set up the xfinity wifi router lmao
Oh so your bitcoins are in the computer? They’re just on a screen? Kinda like your fortnite skins? Why did u pay $120k for that
nobody at this street food festival knows I have an AWS Solutions Architect certification
Guy who performatively reads so hard he accidentally becomes very well read
It's called indexing. It optimizes the computer and shit. Makes the queries go fast so you don't need to stand around waiting like some kind of jerkoff. I heard about it on a TV program
