Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc
@JasonKPargin
Author of John Dies at the End & the Zoey Ashe series. Former Editor at http://Cracked.com, now: http://jasonpargin.substack.com
There were nine of them
What’s your unpopular Beatles opinion? 🤔⬇️
Every truly evil person has had a mindset that boils down to "people suck." It justifies anything under the guise of "They'd do the same to me!" So if you feel a "people suck" mindset seeping into your brain, you should react the way you would to a smoke alarm at 3 am.
he’ll do anything but write the winds of winter
CHiPs (2017)
Perhaps as good an explanation as we’ll ever get of why Trump didn’t retaliate against Musk over this claim.
if you successfully use the handbrake to do a 360 during your driving test they give you a license with a gold border that can be used drive forbidden cars
Exclusive: The Justice Department told President Trump in May that his name is among many in the Epstein files on.wsj.com/4mcTIKV
My house caught on fire when I was like 12 on vacation and I remember my dad getting the call, listening, hanging up then telling me and fam and saying “i guess we better enjoy the rest of this vacation!” Incredible power move, massive impact on my life. Still grateful
Not disagreeing, shit is hard but I always think of that tweet that was like there’s a world of a difference between people who grew up with parents who just handled things vs parents who treated every inconvenience as a tragedy because it rewired my brain 💀
Not defending Joe Rogan’s views whatsoever but we’re just kidding ourselves not including him in a list of “100 podcasts that shaped the genre” (and they should say “medium” anyway, not “genre”). It’s like saying Rupert Murdoch didn’t shape the medium of news broadcasting
Introducing TIME's list of the best podcasts of all time: 100 podcasts that shaped the genre and pushed it forward ti.me/451XhfW
The jump scare when you realize Buzz Aldrin is not looking at the flag, he's looking at you
Extremely funny to post this video from the McArthur Park operation, where Border Patrol showed up geared up like they were about to face combat, walked across multiple completely empty fields while Fox News cameras were rolling, then got back in their cars and went home.
People ask for it, we make it happen. The #PremierSector all over #LosAngeles, looking for those criminal aliens. Ready for anything, ready at all times✅ #CBP #DHS #USBP #BorderPatrol #MacArthurPark #OpAtLarge
As far as I've seen, nothing put forth in an "_____ needs to be studied" post has ever merited further study
The Hollywood push of Pedro Pascal needs to be studied
would hate to be a winged creature flying into this room
Thanks for the music, Ozzy Osbourne - Rest easy
To recap, Rubio kidnapped hundreds of Venezuelans, many of them without a criminal record, and swapped them for 10 Americans incarcerated in Venezuela, including a man convicted of three homicides in Madrid.
His kids are named what
A Blue Jays tradition 🤗 Tytan, Houstyn, Jetsyn, and Lennyn Hoffman threw the First Pitch on Dad's bobblehead night 💙
Fascinating tidbit in @TheAnkler about the Colbert news and its timing. Colbert's manager knew in late June that the show was being canceled but didn't tell the host until July 16. theankler.com/p/vacation-col…
It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love. We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time. Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Aimee and…