Jared Cook
@jkimballcook
Husband & dad. Christian & Latter-day Saint. Lawyer, nerd, cyclist, tinkerer, writer & adventurer. BYU and Minnesota Law grad.
I'm a dutch baby: delicious, puffed up, full of hot air, and easily deflated.
we got another case of "only watched the movies and never read the books"
“Long have I desired to look upon the kings of old, my kin.” Authoritarian. Ethnic nationalist. Romanticization of the past. If Aragorn were alive today, he’d be posting “Look what they took from you.”
yes, the pioneers were refugees that doesn't compel you to adopt a particular policy position toward current refugees, but you should not deny reality just because you've been swept up in a political trend to normalize hatred of refugees which makes reality inconvenient
we don't tolerate bombadilphobia on the tl
counterpoint: bright blue his jacket is and his boots are yellow
ice cold coke
Be honest, what is the best drink for this breakfast? 🥤 🚨
yes, the mormon pioneers were immigrants and refugees no, they are not exactly the same in every respect as every other immigrant or refugee
This is what they took from us
i miss fat Al Sharpton from the 80s, when he looked like black Ron Jeremy
"pie and beer day" is an attempt to trigger latter-day saints but we honor our pioneer ancestors by remembering Brigham Young's admonition that he who takes offense when it is intended is a greater fool most of our pioneer ancestors were probably fans of pie and beer
same energy
JUST IN - Elon Musk says he's bringing back Vine, "but in AI form."
is the strategy here to just convince a jury that she's genuinely delusional and therefore shouldn't be held to know that the statements are false?
Candace Owens, facing a lawsuit from the Macrons, unleashes a bold retort to Brigitte Macron: “You were born a man and will die a man… See you in court!”
It's a really lucky break for the President that right after two major stories tying him to Jeffery Epstein he discovered Obama committed treason