Matt Bramanti
@mattbramanti
Texan, Catholic, Saint, Panther, Eagle, Domer, Knight, homeowner, husband, dad, Coog, dad, CPA, Guardsman, dad, officer, dad, dad, oilman, dad.
Previous deep dive threads, in no particular order Pavement markers: x.com/mattbramanti/s… Cigarettes: x.com/mattbramanti/s… Fire hydrants: x.com/mattbramanti/s… Explosive bolts: x.com/mattbramanti/s… Paper clips: x.com/mattbramanti/s… Water towers:…
let's talk about these little guys 🧵
A third of all shoplifting arrests in NYC in 2022 were due to just 327 people. That's 0.00385% of the population doing 33% of the crime! This guy is one of them. Lock him up.
Beer-loving NYC shoplifter with over 200 busts at it again — but quickly set free trib.al/17ALaNY
what was that stupid juice machine thing
Most of the tech unicorns in the 2010s was just slop delivered on motorcycles
a modest proposal put Sig Sauer CEO Ron Cohen in a bank vault with a small hole in the ceiling, through which drop loaded P320s, one at a time, until he confesses
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Livestreamers should be whatever the opposite of a protected class is. A legally persecuted class. You should be able to hunt them in the streets like it’s The Running Man.
in florida?
NEW: Florida teens are kicking in doors and firing airsoft guns in “door kick challenge” Deputies are now warning parents to tell their children not to participate in the challenge
epic
Waymo is a godsend for working parents. Need to hand off the baby between meetings? Put them in a Waymo and send them to your partner across town. Impossible before now. Really grateful we have this technology 🙏
Most people would be surprised to know there’s a ton of homeless in Anchorage AK. Mostly fent fiends and problem natives who get exiled by a one way ticket out of their remote villages
fully automated luxury defamation
Tea is now the number one app on the App Store Tea is a women-only app where users anonymously share info and warnings about men to spot red flags and get feedback.
Fun fact: They were using literal slave labor to build it until the government got wind of it. cbsnews.com/newyork/news/r…
The final lines of the Ozzy obit in the @nytimes are amazing: Mr. Osbourne remained devoted to his family and grateful for his success. But he said he knew exactly how he would be remembered: “Ozzy Osbourne, born 1948. Died, whenever. He bit the head off a bat.”
Imagine thinking you've got the perfect hiding spot then you hear the car start--
how does this work, do they just let staffers make doggy bags full of kebabs or what
According to our sources in the U.S. Congress, the heavily publicized reception organized by Reza Pahlavi, son of the deposed Shah of Iran, scheduled for Tuesday, July 22, 2025, in the U.S. Capitol Room HVC-201, was canceled because not a single Member of Congress showed up.…
this is what they took from us 😔
95 percent of Right Wing nostalgia is just a picture of a woman with unbelievable honkers captioned, “This is what they took from us 😔”
Twitter was launched 19 years ago. What is your favorite tweet ever?
Twitter was launched 19 years ago. What is your favorite tweet ever?
Alexander the Great begged God to seal India from the rest of the world
i heard an expert on NPR say, "contrary to popular belief, AC does not actually cool the room, it cools the AIR in the room," and i'd like to take this opportunity to say NPR, you need to be on your absolute best behavior right now.