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@stevensongs
What I don’t know, I make up. Couple skills. Seen things. Done stuff. Friend not foe. Here for laughs. Not adding days to my life, but life to my days.
There's a big difference between Ellis Island immigrants, who left their home countries for something better, and modern "refugees" who basically hate America and are bitter about being here.
Rep. Mana Abdi (D) says that moving here from Somalia "was bootcamp", slams the housing provided
Every Biden aide has pled the fifth and won't answer questions. Hunter Biden goes on a flame throwing tirade burning everybody in the DNC down to the ground Two days later Ron Klain, an Obama guy, decides to happily answer questions.
.@RonaldKlain leaves deposition after testifying for hours
The SF Chronicle took notice of Gavin Newsom’s obnoxious trolling. One of the many problems with this tactic is that it contradicts his current attempt to rebrand himself as a centrist who reaches across the aisle. He has no authentic identity, so apparently he’s trying…
I'll never forget the time the Hulkster stopped by my pool party.
If you still think Gawker was the good guy after it published a sex tape of a private citizen, then you really need to do some introspection. That publication was a cancer.
So Hulk Hogan died. As a former Gawker writer (as are all Gawker writers thanks to Hulk Hogan), I won't be the first or the last to say 'fuck that guy.' Dance on any grave you want to, but this one's mine.
"California's lead"
NEW🚨: Governor Newsom’s wife says, “It’s time for America to follow California’s lead.”
Oh no, what a horrible repudiation of the idea that they shouldn’t be given taxpayers’ money.
scoop: donations to NPR and PBS stations have exploded, with donors across the country giving in unprecedented numbers since Congress cut federal funding nytimes.com/2025/07/24/bus…
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
What is a great scene that includes something that doesn't exist?
Someday, your carcass will be found on a kitchen floor covered in cat litter and nobody will ever remember your name.
So Hulk Hogan died. As a former Gawker writer (as are all Gawker writers thanks to Hulk Hogan), I won't be the first or the last to say 'fuck that guy.' Dance on any grave you want to, but this one's mine.
*whipped
If your house had walls like this, you probably got spanked as a child.
Reminder: I told you all to just buy a Glock and be done with it.
Biden Excited to See What Autopen Comes Up With For His Memoir buff.ly/JzG156a
This made me crack up.
Hunter Biden’s recent interview unveiled a “straightforward, pummeling aggression” that the Democratic Party has been missing, @helenlewis argues. theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/…
no more mr. mice guy
We regret to inform you that Chuck E. Cheese has been arrested for credit card fraud in Florida
He's daring them to pull the show now and complete his martyrdom.
🔥 Colbert is still fuming over being canceled and is now lashing out at Paramount/CBS, calling them “morally bankrupt” over Trump settlements. Can this continue for ten months?
I'd like to join your church, but is this bread of life you speak of gluten free?