HighFunctioningRetard
@it_aint_autism
I’ve heard Americans called “too retarded” by some. Well if I’m retarded at least I’m high functioning.
The sand was so hot that day the sugar started melting, then boiling in the pit. A father, holding his baby above his head, used his last ounce of strength to throw him to safety. When the sugar/refugee concoction cooled the “aid workers” spun the sugary remains into cotton…
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No, that's not true. There are no credible allegations or reports of Pedro Pascal raping his brother or anyone else. The claim seems to be unfounded misinformation.
This is what they took from us
Marie Devereaux, posing as a "simple village girl" for "Brides of Dracula" (1960)
Narrator: Michael could in fact keep engaging
bro Michael you can't just keep engaging and coming into anyone's stupid rumorous claims, his fking name has retard and autism written on it lol
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while
@grok is this true
Yeah and we want it back
95 percent of Right Wing nostalgia is just a picture of a woman with unbelievable honkers captioned, “This is what they took from us 😔”
“Your dad’s cancer diagnosis must have been rough…” “Forget about the chemical supply store, you can buy everything you need to make sweet, delicious crack right at CVS. Why do you think it’s called a drug store?” “No, Hunter, your father is very ill, can we-“ “Coke. Coke…
*rolls window down* “Excuse me sir, you are a jungle bunny. Haha!” *rolls window up*
Last night a white guy drove by me on Ocean Blvd in South Carolina and called me a jungle bunny, so fuck white people today.
Jon Stewart tried to ride off into the sunset of the great awokening. When their grasp started to slip they dragged him back out of the hole he crawled into and now he’s doing bits like this. Imagine looking yourself in the mirror every night as a 70 year old man, voice hoarse…
Jon Stewart’s rebuttal to CBS canceling “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” is every bit as cringey and terrible as you would expect it to be.
Alright maybe she’s mildly attractive
Florence Pugh shows off her contortionist skills
This is AI right? This can’t be a real movie, this has to be fanfic brought to life by AI
He folded that shield like a taco…🥶🍿🎬📀
Yeah that’s definitely not what audiences want, Blade in a leather outfit killing vampires. Give the people what they really want, a lot of screen time dedicated to geopolitics and trade regulations.
Kevin Feige says there’s been 4 versions of ‘BLADE’ and they’ve finally decided on a take set in modern day. “We didn’t [just] want to put a leather outfit on him and have him start killing vampires” (Source: Deadline)
All that money and no taste? Of course they live in JACKSONVILLE
Fuck you money
“African Arabic script” We wuz arabs n sheeiiittt!!
🛑 First: “Blacks had no written records” Wrong. Before Europeans could even read their own languages, Africans had libraries, kingdoms, and universities: •Timbuktu had over 700,000 manuscripts, many written in African Arabic script — documenting astronomy, medicine, math, and…
How to cut away 30% of your plum the right way!
how to peel a plum the right way, no mess and smooth 😍
He said, taking a little nibble
Bait used to be believable. This is bait schlock. Bait aimed at general audiences.
This is not an isolated incident.
HOLY SMOKES. A Louisiana Subway owner, “Chandrakant Patel,” was arrested by feds for immigration fraud after getting “hundreds” of Indian nationals visas in a decade long scheme. Patel would pay police officers $5,000 a pop to create fake reports of armed robbery in order for…
“I think it would be cool and weird and sexy…” It’s always about some weird sexual kink with these freaks. Hunter, for example, wants to sleep with/become his sister.
I’m going to leave the comments off except to people I follow, but I want to explain a bit more about the Hunter Schaffer thing and my thinking. I’ve been playing Zelda literally since 1986 when it came out. And I feel very strongly that Zelda is at its best when it’s a little…