Ald. PhD. Leftino Socialist

Ask? ASK? I don't ask. I tell. This is My Realm, remember? My creation, My place, My rules

hey, are you and all your buddies a nurse's uniform? because you're SCRUBS 🗣

Christ I have it in my head now that people have probably intertwined their braids during a wedding ceremony to be like Avatar or for fucking

🚨This individual has been flagged as an Emotional Terrorist🚨 Her crimes include making me spend hundreds on vet bills only to be totally fine once we get home and pull the same wrap a day later just to get attention. Do not approach this individual.

thank you for the ladder Big AIDS 22

I just found out this morning that these are two different people

The thing about penises is if someone wants to see yours they will let you know

My cousins husband is messaging the group chat from the Harry potter store. "Apparently I'm a ravenclaw 🤪" No sir you're a 40 year old man

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I don't believe any notes app explanation/apology if there is no ukulele involved

I thought that was Andrew cumio

Counterpoint to the demented AI that made this, this called being on Twitter dot com

Weed is a gateway drug to a lot more weed apparently

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juniper make me a cohost i am normal and can be trusted with a large audience

Why can’t I get intellectual disability benefits 😭

There's going to be a lot of "allegations" surfacing in the next few days. Let me clarify a few things: Hitler was bad. Mussolini was bad. Pol Pot was bad. Ed Sheeran was bad. Rebecca Black better. Red Hot Chili Peppers was bad. Tootsie Pops was bad. White people was bad

I don't believe any notes app explanation/apology if there is no ukulele involved

It's good to solicit feedback as you develop content. #Circle #DeveloperTools #GrindMode

I heard they would have him sing on the plane as they flew to the island youtu.be/thZiFZwybZo?si…