Mr. Plow
@internetdevan
Glorified Lawn Boy, Mr. Plow, Perennial Men’s League All Star, 2024 MSBL World Series Champion, Matt Holliday still hasn’t touched home plate
There is nothing worse in the game than having people’s accomplishments rightfully discredited because some dude throwing a slow pitch softball was pitching
Hmmm 🤔.. not to take anything away from Kurtz but position player pitching can’t be the greatest game ever in my opinion 🤷🏿♂️
Yall seem to forget we used to pray for times like this #GoPadres
Catcher. It’s Not even a question
What is the most important position on a baseball field at any given moment and why? 👀
OH MY GOD
Rule Number One: Do not take a selfie to sign up for a gossip app while working on the flight line at a secret military base.
They’re just trying to drive up the price. Nbd
The #Padres are in a “never-ending quest to acquire [Jarren] Duran” and offered the #RedSox a package including SP Dylan Cease, C Ethan Salas and another prospect (not SS Leo de Vries) in exchange for Duran, which BOS “quickly rejected,” per @Sean_McAdam
It’s very clear the padres don’t have a coaching or GMing problem. They have a a “ownership was in turmoil all offseason and we couldn’t spend $10m until fucking February” problem. That’s why we have 6.5 real ball players in our lineup instead of 10-11.
I genuinely think this offense can be elite, but we’re missing a dawg. Merrill is one, but he’s a second year guy. This lineup needs a Profar type guy asap. A “step on their throat” “fuck you” guy. Somebody who doesn’t give a fuck. We had Higgy and Profar last year. I need it
Alright, the deals have started. Let’s go preller
BREAKING: The Seattle Mariners are acquiring first baseman Josh Naylor from the Arizona Diamondbacks, sources tell ESPN.
“Commitment to excellence” meanwhile they’ve finished in last place almost as many times as the browns in the 2000s
All I see are a bunch of dads taking their daughters to go see Barbie instead of Oppenheimer
Two years ago this week, Barbie and Oppenheimer came out on the same day. Despite Barbie earning $500 million more, Oppenheimer did well enough to narrowly win the election.
I’m going to start referring to people as a make and model. A 1994 White Kevin 😂😂☠️☠️
Are we evolving backwards? 🤣
I don’t understand how this team doesn’t have more homeruns
Game 103: Padres at Cardinals (Darvish vs. Gray), 4:45 p.m. PT at Busch Stadium It’s Jake Cronenworth’s 431st career start at second base, moving him past Roberto Alomar into the top spot in Padres history
The more I see about dating today, the more thankful I am for Whitley
How ICE should be used
ICE in Atlanta arrested Graham Humphrey, a 71-year-old British illegal alien. He has a prior conviction for indecent liberties with a child and will remain in ICE custody until he is removed.