saachi

accidentally looked decent

yaar kisi ke paas koi chatpata tea hai to share karo bore ho raha hai

go with the flow kehte kehte meri thodi lanka si lag gayi hai

"maybe in other universe..." chup kar ja bhenchod

Hey @grok according to your analysis, name 10 accounts in sequence who frequently visit my profile. Don't mention the person, just @.username and the rate of number of times a month visit the profile

i can't be in a relationship bc how do i explain to a man that sometimes i go nonverbal for days when i'm overwhelmed 😭😭

do gaali naa du din me toh i feel like a changed woman

me: the earth isn’t flat fiat earther: correct me: huh? fiat earther: it’s the shape an italian car me: what? fiat earther: you read my name wrong didn’t you?

linkedin pe pehla post kar diya ab mai sabse best hu mereko hara ke dikhao

the audacity to harvest compliments on someone else’s face is wild 💀

love saying "a friend of mine" irl and it's a twitter mutual

aaj mujhe first time 5 logo ke messages aaye kyunki sab hacked the😍😍😍😍😍

sometimes all u need is pani puri so spicy it makes ur eyes water and nose water and stomach line burn…

men like this need women to be pretty so they don’t have to face the fact that she’s better at everything he wishes he could do 😍

sometimes u gotta say naha ke aati hu to know what type of boy you’re talking to

when someone doesn’t wanna tell me what i did wrong and suddenly i’m 8 years old wondering what i did to make my dad mad again

you can steal my swag not my ability to be lost and confused af in life

meri puri koshish rehti ki mai raat ko soun aur subha uthu hi na