أبـو مسلم

Stop letting people consume you. They didn't call? Go to sleep. They didn't message you? Put your phone down and have a better day. They left you on read? Delete the conversation. They didn't make an effort? Match their energy. Never let your happiness depend on anyone.

if you don't talk too much, no one will know you don't have sense. be like me.

we’re far more blessed than we think we are

"you're so considerate" thanks i was raised in constant fear of upsetting people

lmao.

jobs are so clingy why do you need to see me 40 hours a week

it’s always something on this tl lol.

الدعاء ينفع من ما نزل ومن ما لم ينزل الدعاء عدو البلاء يدافعه ويعالجه ويمنع نزوله ويخففه ويرفعه فعليكم عباد الله بدعاء.

If you have the capability, marry at least two wives. Don't hesitate to do four wives, if you are capable as well. You are directly solving many issues for the ummah.

I love this app because I sometimes bump into the thoughts I would never let out😭😹

Job applications be like “how did u hear about us?” bro why, was it a secret?

stay cheesed up.

After death, the Muslims will go to Paradise. We hope to be amongst them. The sinful ones MAY be forgiven if they repented. If they didn't, it is up to ALLAAH to forgive them. But otherwise, they may face sine punishment and then enter Paradise in the end. In summary, no Muslim…

even a gangsta like me needs a lil forehead kiss sometimes

😅🤣🤣

You know what's certain? Allah won't hold you accountable for what you do not say. Don't be deceived by shaytan and his agents that if you do not talk, you're sinning. Keep your mouth shut and focus on rectifying your own self.

Vibe coding in a nutshell

If I end up in Twitter beef one day you are either on my side or the wrong side.

if i marry again, would you leave me? 🥹 lmao.

“you’re so quiet” thanks, i wanna go home.