okay

he sent me a pic of his movie ticket in his hand so I replied "your hand looks so beautiful today darling"

many have offered me money to promote some item underneath the boobs tweet, but im trying to stay true to myself right now. hope you can understand 🕊️

accidentally spreading big boob ideology

this is how I found out ozzy osbourne died

all he does is reply to other girls #inconsolable

I was recently elected chair of negotiations for my union, and im sure everyone doubts my abilities (because I was the only one who ran for the position) even though I think I could do a good job (because im charming when I want to be)

got probed at my doctor's appointment so im drinking a strawberry banana smoothie to celebrate

hemingway k***** himself at the age of 61, so just know that it's never too late to do that

it breaks my heart every time

im 5'2

I consider myself to be doing really poorly for the last 5 years