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I don’t really know how to talk to people, and my interests are strange and offputting but good news! I just got hired at your job

*looking myself in the mirror* what is your game pal

well butter my buns and call me a biscuit if it ain’t a pleasure to see a familiar face on this lonesome road

Completely ruining a romantic evening by running into the woods before I morph into my true form

tlingit steel daggers and ceremonial copper armor made from chinese copper coins and metal scavenged from shipwrecks that washed up in the pacific northwest.

im on jubilee debating 20 healthcare professionals about whether or not its good to have diarrhea every day

sending this to my coworker

traumatize a fandom with one image

Erasers dont work on ur heart

I didn’t realize how much strippers love copywriters

is it too late to be redeemed?

why do my guy friends get hard when I hug them

Just did a dark souls parry and riposte on this nonbinary barista

I’m doing too much

We also need a Grok of African descent

is anyone looking for a gay best friend who gon try n fuck ya

AITA for editing my boyfriends onlyfans clips in a shared wework space? This is my main source of income.

I’m back