Dr. J Walter Sparkey ☀️
@hogsbreathvip82
Connoisseur of Antipodean Decline - Centrist 🌐
Perfect Friday arvo out on the water watching some classic rigs roll into Vincentia 🇦🇺 ⛵️ 🌅

POV you just told a joke so funny that even HR wants to hear it
It’s my first Question Time as Opposition Leader, and my experienced team is ready.
How does he do it
All these women: No wonder they didn’t want to take Master’s photo down!
Every good poster needs a muse
Every good poster needs a muse
There have been some discussions online about People First's policies on immigration. Here they are, as clearly stated on the party website
POV your company has less than 12 months less to live
It’s my first Question Time as Opposition Leader, and my experienced team is ready.
However depressing this may be, it’s still a deeply Australian tendency
While the Liberal Party is trying to 'win over' voters, Labor is simply creating new ones. They understand that demographics - not debate - is the path to success. If the Liberal Party ever wants to win again, they need to recognise this.
I think I speak for a lot of gainfully employed people when I say WHAT THE FUCK
How did it come to this? Just as the first terms of trade boom brought an “age of entitlement” so has the second. So many lamented the recycling of the first terms of trade boom back to households but it seems history has at least in part repeated. afr.com/policy/economy…
anti-indian racism is the purest form of racism I’ve ever seen. we speak english, we immigrate legally, we follow rules, we don't commit terrorism, we're smart and even competing in level playing field. people just don't like us because we're brown and have different accent
anti-indian racism is the purest form of racism I’ve ever seen. we speak english, we immigrate legally, we follow rules, we don't commit terrorism, we're smart and even competing in level playing field. people just don't like us because we're brown and have different accent
George Kennan’s memoirs. What a “heritage American” looks like: An unbroken chain of descent from Ulster Presbyterians totally alien to the cleavages that birthed Marxism on the continent
based. Aged care workers? BROWN Hospitality? ASIAN Tradies? Not as many Aussies as you would imagine and besides they get plenty of pork HECS holders - Aussies
Australians without a university degree - including tradespeople, aged care workers and hospitality staff - will be forced to fund Labor's $16 billion debt relief promise, but won't benefit from the policy. skynews.com.au/australia-news…
Why do people take calls on speaker phone when they're out in public? Ghastly behaviour.
How it feels to have a glass of wine with your pub schnitzel

Cocomelon cuts to a new shot every 2-3 seconds because they figured out toddlers will lose focus unless you constantly blast their occipital lobe with new images. The first Cocomelon viewers are now old enough to vote.
Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends. But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month. See you soon, NYC.
Conservative Capeshit
this is one of the worst sentences i’ve ever read.
Hell yeah
MASSIVE EPISODE: @RennickGBR joined us to tackle the election, immigration, multiculturalism, the deep state, foreign intel agencies and much more! thenationalobserver.co/p/gerard-renni…
Breaking: a plaque to be put under Mark Latham’s photo in the Labor caucus to effectively disown him as a former leader. More details on Politics Now at 4pm @SkyNewsAust
Breaking: a plaque to be put under Mark Latham’s photo in the Labor caucus to effectively disown him as a former leader. More details on Politics Now at 4pm @SkyNewsAust