Sarah
@heyaimsarah
tweets are my own and are not my employer || former @ okwildlifedept || current a bunch of other people
For the past four years it’s been my job - nay, my PLEASURE - to be the tweeter behind the @OKWildlifeDept account. This is my final post. It’s been my absolute honor to roast and ratio some of you into the ground in the name of science. Let’s take a trip down memory lane: 🧵
DO NOT FEED WILDLIFE. IF YOU’RE GOING TO SHARE A DONUT - AT LEAST ASK US IF WE WANT IT FIRST. BECAUSE WE DO. WE LOVE DONUTS. DO NOT GIVE IT TO WILDLIFE - IT IS BAD FOR THEM - AND IT ALSO MEANS LESS DONUTS FOR US. MAKE BETTER CHOICES.
Everyone rushing quote retweet Trisha Paytas's baby name announcement with "welcome back Ozzy Osbourne"
If it can be used to mow a lawn my husband has definitely left it in the driveway and I have definitely backed over it more than once
before I mute this apparently controversial post , here’s what I’ve learned: Millennials at one time were bullied for using reply gifs (though they invited it) Gen z now uses them but only specific ones (without text or quotes from movies) Key takeaway: we all miss tumblr
I spiritually align with millennials on low-resolution gifs being the apex form of content
Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam and they’re just using it to make TVs.
I’ve written a lot of viral things for the internet on behalf of several different brands. Only ONE person in the entire world has been able to identify my work in the wild just by reading it. That person is my best friend’s mom from high school. Hi Jodi 👋
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Show me where in the handbook it says I can’t embrace the head of HR at a Coldplay concert?
how it feels telling everyone that Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham are tweeting Frozen Love lyrics in their own handwriting
you obviously know nothing about the great blue whale of Catoosa Oklahoma
just remembered that americans don’t have random old castles in the countryside that they can go and visit
i wouldn’t say that’s entirely true
just remembered that americans don’t have random old castles in the countryside that they can go and visit
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8:00am: “time for a huge writing day; absolutely no distractions” 8:03am:
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It’s beautiful to think that even though our planet may be trapped in an inescapable void — this void so happens to have little scruffy dogs, national parks, live music, art, nieces and nephews, Mexican food, Saturdays, Octobers, all my friends, and movies. how lucky are we?
🚨BREAKING: Earth may be trapped inside a giant void in space, scientists say