Hans Brix
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🧵 About H1B abuse at Tesla, this is a role listed. As an industry vet, I was doing this job as an INTERN/Co-Op 30 yrs ago. I know exactly what these roles entail. It DOESN’T require 3 yrs of exp + an ME. New ME grad is fine, plenty of qualified native talent. 👇 1/4
Associate Process Engineer also requires 3 years of experience. The people with 3 years of experience are all currently happily employed.
The only just build their beta version of the semi. This just proves my point about how inept their product development org is. Semi was unveiled in 2017🤣😂😆. They were working on it prior to the unveiling obviously, it’s been almost a decade! JFC they suck balls.
This is false. In the fine print, Tesla only counts their own crashes when it's an airbag or active safety restraint, whereas "US drivers" counts anything where at least one involved vehicle was towed. Many tow crashes don't deploy airbags. It's apples to oranges.
A Tesla using Autopilot technology today is already 10x safer than the average US driver
*TESLA IS NOT ALLOWED TO TEST OR TRANSPORT THE PUBLIC, PAID OR UNPAID, IN AN AUTONOMOUS VEHICLE, WITH OR WITHOUT A DRIVER... TESLA WILL ONLY OFFER CHARTERED TRANSPORT FOR EMPLOYEES, FRIENDS, FAMILY, AND SELECT PUBLIC GUESTS - CALIFORNIA TRANSPORTATION REGULATOR
Over the years I have knocked on many doors just to bring attention to my program. Here are a few things I learned from those bloody knuckles. I want to help other programs grow. Most people don’t realize what real support for a high school manufacturing program looks like.…
$TSLA coverup in federal jury autopilot death trial 🤡 Tesla 'engineer' had high school degree and ZERO experience in handling Tesla data 🤡 Tesla legal gave him affidavit to sign and he signed it 🤡 Constantly 'overlooked' or doesn't 'recall' many things 🤔
Imagine thinking you have a clue about real world financial accounting & thinking Tesla’s CT is any where close to being neutral or positive. Then bragging in your profile you work in big 4 accounting, & countering w 10K or 10Q FS “arguements”. Peak Retard right here $TSLAQ
Frustrated with Tesla FSD 13.2.9 (HW-4) bug! Display shows green lights, but photo proves all are red due to sun glare. This misjudgment is DANGEROUS—could lead to accidents. Tesla must fix this ASAP! #Tesla #FSD #Safety
$TSLA optimus froze and couldn't serve popcorn at Tesla diner 🍿 too many people using starlink wifi network 🍿 teleoperator couldn't connect to optimus
LA County sheriffs office was just targeted with an explosive device. Three confirmed killed. Unknown if it was civilians or sworn law-enforcement who were killed in the attack. Reported target was the SWAT team. Evacuations and clearing operations underway.
1/ HR has became such a racket in an industrial scale and it is costing zoomers their professional careers. Yet somehow they do not get examined by their own standards, nor do they seem to face any accountability to their lack of results and abundance of failures. Here are…
Coldplay's Chris Martin accidentally exposes astronomer CEO Andy Byron having an affair with his HR chief Kristin Cabot.
"US tells automakers they face no fuel economy penalties for last 3 years...Republican Senator Bernie Moreno of Ohio said the costs automakers paid Tesla to be in compliance were 'outrageous" ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/us-tells-… I wonder if $TSLA booked any credit revenue it now won't get?
🚨 $TSLA Tesla engineer confirmed no safety data was collected for $TSLA auto steer with autopilot in 2017 when fake data was sent to NHTSA and published about its safety. All 53,000 cases (48,000 were confirmed to be) in the study appear fabricated. At the end of the first day…
This is pretty close to the actual cross section view of the 95th percentile adult male. There’s not a whole lot of magic that anyone can do with the 3rd row here and maintain that roofline. IMO this is NOT the hill to die on when selling a “new” 3rd row option model vehicle.
The 3rd row seating is nice.
Things are about to get real for $TSLA on the case in Miami. Punitive damages are on the table! $$$$$ Check out this bombshell! 👇 I remember Elon representing to the public that the data showed $TSLA adas was 200% safer than a human driver. This isn't soy boy land like Cali!
The “America Party” is being managed by an Indian named Vaibhav Taneja. You cannot make this up. It’s the H1-B party lmao.
$TSLA - Is this how they boosted US sales in June? Low milage effectively new cars sold to 3rd party used car dealers. Wonder what that does to 2Q gross margins? @BradMunchen
$TSLA – Something does not add up with 2Q-25 deliveries in the US. Tesla reported 384k deliveries around 30k ahead of expectations. As we know China (133k) and EU (55k) & ROW (46k) to a high degree, the implied “plug” is US deliveries at ~150k! A 🧵1/8
Tesla Optimus is in shambles as head of program exits, production delayed electrek.co/2025/07/03/tes… by @fredericlambert
I told everyone that they would never be able to reach intended scale. I roasted that cuck Sandy Munro when he claimed he saw the line running at 60 JPH. A line designed to run that cannot run at 6 JPH w/o massive losses.