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Elon Musk has criticized 🇺🇸 USA 🇬🇧 UK 🇩🇪 Germany 🇧🇷 Brazil 🇨🇦 Canada But never China 🇨🇳 I wonder why ... 🤔
Can you imagine it freezing while it’s wiping your ass? oh that day will come for someone and that someone will surely be on the phone calling it in to customer support demanding a full refund.
$TSLA suddenly veered off road; crashed into tree 🌳 🤡 Tow truck: "Slow down. It saves lives." 🤣
$TSLA being sued globally for false advertising 🤡 🤡 Oslo court ruled Tesla had to buy back model S due to false advertising 🤡 CA DMV is also suing Tesla for false advertising
Taking bets on $TSLA robotaxi being denied in CA 🤡 Tesla claims that "consumers are smart" so Tesla can commit fraud, make false claims .. but consumers know better
$TSLA 2022 model 3 airbags did not deploy in "multi-vehicle .. serious accident" 💀 9 & 11 yr old daughters in vehicle 💀 still loves the car; looking to upgrade to model S 💀 Elon: "Teslas airbag system so advanced, seatbelts not needed"
Pathological liar Elon Musk claims $TSLA airbag system so advanced that 'unbelted child (sitting in front seat) probably still fine' 🤡 numerous unbelted Tesla occupants have been ejected and died 🤡 numerous belted Tesla occupants have died 🤡 Elon lies people die
$TSLA HW3 update on Q2 2025 earnings call 👀👇 🤖 Tesla HW3 will have to wait until FSD Unsupervised for HW4 is done first (aka 'next year' ... for the next x number of years)
$TSLA HW3 owners, save this clip Elon promised FREE upgrade if HW3 does not work with FSD Unsupervised
Elon 🤡 "coverage area bigger and longer" in Q2 2025 earnings call 🤡 only Elon laughs
$TSLA Q2 2025 earnings call BINGO card ready 🍿 ir.tesla.com/#quarterly-dis…
$TSLA Q2 2025 earnings call BINGO card ready 🍿 ir.tesla.com/#quarterly-dis…
$TSLA 2016 'Car is driving itself' vs Tesla attorney 2025 federal trial '(2019) model S was not designed to detect and stop for a stop sign, a stoplight or a stop bar' 🤡
Taking bets on $TSLA robotaxi being denied in CA 🤡 Tesla claims that "consumers are smart" so Tesla can commit fraud, make false claims .. but consumers know better
$TSLA optimus froze and couldn't serve popcorn at Tesla diner 🍿 too many people using starlink wifi network 🍿 teleoperator couldn't connect to optimus
Always thought $TSLA fanboi greggertruck was a whiny p*ssy, but in case I ever forget ... he provides daily reminders 👀👇 His evidence that optimus is autonomous (vs teleoperated) .... "I know people. My phone goes off." 🤡
Once again, Tesla's "amazing tech" turns out to be fake. Tesla's "Full Self-Driving" software requires a supervisor Tesla's "Robotaxi" requires a safety monitor Tesla's "autonomous robot" requires a teleoperator $TSLA is a house of cards held together by lies.
Another $TSLA parked in garage 🔥 another house fire 🏠
$TSLA randomly spontaneously erupt in flames while inside family's garage 🔥 home heavily damaged by smoke and Tesla fire 🔥 Tesla and another vehicle were burned to ashes
Taking bets on $TSLA robotaxi being denied in CA 🤡 Tesla claims that "consumers are smart" so Tesla can commit fraud, make false claims .. but consumers know better
$TSLA fanboi in federal court 🤡 "I thought it would assist me if I made a mistake" 🤡 Tesla: Incorrect. "Supervised" means if Tesla autopilot / FSD makes mistake then fanboi has to assist
$TSLA federal trial in FL 🤡 Autopilot system identified parked vehicle and T-boned it anyway 🤡 Automatic Emergency Braking (AEB) standard but didn't activate 🤡 Tesla fanboi: "I thought it would assist me if I made a mistake"