Donavon Of Government Efficiency
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We saw you from across the bar and we thought you'd be able to get by on a pin monkey's salary if you make just a few small sacrifices.
The US Mint can just mint a few trillion dollar platinum coins and pay off the debt tomorrow without impacting inflation, but instead they're asking you to empty your piggy bank and Klarna them a couple of bucks.
you can venmo the United States to help pay off the national debt
That’s not at all true. People aren’t struggling because of taxes. People are struggling because wages haven’t kept up with inflation. Meanwhile corporate profits have increased and so has CEO pay, along with worker productivity. Just not worker pay.
Facts
somehow the second perfect margarita just tastes better than the first
Oh shit my sunroof.
Walked to the store to grab something quick, didn’t think I’d need an umbrella
translation: we (paid campaign staff) booted many of the best neighborhood organizers & electeds from the most transparent democratic endorsement a candidate can get and this is a hill we will die on 🫡
We bounced 87 delegates who wrote down their intent to oppose DFL candidates in favor of an independent candidate. There’s never been a more in-bounds reason to disqualify delegates to a DFL convention.
Incredible that the GOP flipped the script on themselves by specifically and vociferously defending rich pedophiles for no discernible reason other than a genuine desire to simply defend rich pedophiles.
The pedophile protection party is shutting down Congress just to avoid voting on the release of the Epstein files.
What would you do if a Nazi gave you a compliment? Like, full regalia, passing by on the street. Tells you that he likes your shoes or something. For the purposes of this hypothetical, you have limited omniscience and know he’s earnestly a fan of your shoes.
Thinking about taking out a huge life insurance policy, who wants to be a beneficiary and then go fishing up north with no cell phones for a week?
Imagine posting something so wrong.
Vodka isn’t a cuisine.
Finally about to beat Final Fantasy VII Rebirth. Gonna save Aerith this time.
Big if true.
This is controversial but I'm calling it early: 2025 is going to be a sheet ghost halloween