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At the age of four I was attacked by a free-roaming peacock at the Point Defiance Zoo in which it drove its beak through my face causing a gaping hole in my cheek

I’m obsessed with a music venue where you can wander into the woods moments before showtime

Love to let techbros from the city put their Rolex Submariner on me and lure me onto their boat

Singing Patsy Cline at karaoke tonight

Feeling devil-may-care and bought raw milk for the first time at my ripe age of 29

It is far more impressive on her than it is on a blank head; he gave it respect, glorified it, even; in time, it will likely be returned to where they dug it out of the ground, where it will be destroyed; that photo will be what remains.

Make Coffee Shops Sell Cigarettes Again

I have crazy ambitions for today, my day off

Being faithful at a Coldplay concert

Does anyone know

Resenting the opposite gender is too superficial you need to resent all of humanity and manage to love them anyway

can’t afford rent on love island so I’m stuck on the fucking incel peninsula

What song should I listen to next

Just had Taco Bell and a quad Americano. Three day fast starts tomorrow

The good stuff

Our barn by night