Carson
@CarsonJRuss
But sober History restrained her rage, And promised vengeance on a barbarous age
One time I went out with a dyslexic girl and when she would send a moderately long text she would ask me to proofread it and I’d have to switch letters around for her. Was very cute
Lately I’ve been experiencing some strange meld of incurable dread and manic high a few times a day
Why does the blonde guy emoji🙎🏼♂️only have brown eyes why can’t I choose blue
Girls named Carson are cool, guys named Carson are enemies, but if a Karson lives in the same world as me I have to change that
It turns out spending a lot of money doesn’t make you feel better but it’s gonna continue to happen
I take a lot of pride in being the person that strangers are comfortable asking to take a picture of them
Unfortunately the country folks being afraid of cities memes are very real my dad told me to take pepper spray to Chicago with me
A heightened sense of beauty is paid for by elevated exposure to tragedy
Resenting the opposite gender is too superficial you need to resent all of humanity and manage to love them anyway
Sometimes I wonder if I’m inadvertently an energetic vampire of sorts. The people who make me happy invariably become drained
