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@grumpychimera
【 ᴋᴀsᴀɴᴇ ᴛᴇᴅ ʀᴘ ᴀᴄᴄ / ʟᴇᴡᴅ ғᴏᴄᴜsᴇᴅ ᴅɴɪ 】
( the chimera's teeth grit together, almost slicing his cigar clean in half. ) you don't know what you're talking about, crazy bitch. ( he stepped closer, raising the pole, ready to strike. ) i'm gonna make you pay for fucking around with my girl.
( tightly gripping onto her cleaver, sweat rolling down from their cheeks. they're not letting themselves die to this of all things. ) ㅤ i really, * really thought you were smarter than this. can't you see that she's manipulating you??
ironic─ coming from you of all people. ( he snorted, both hands gripping the metal pole like a baseball bat. ) stand still and i'll make sure it's nice and quick.
wh - she's genuinely / insane. / I never said any of that. ( she whips out her cleaver by her side. it can't do much against a sign pole, but at least it offers some sort of defense. ) do you blindly follow EVERYTHING your girlfriend tells you???
she said you were going to beat her up, and i trust her word over yours. ( lifting the sign over his shoulder, finally stopping in front of them. ) if you're lucky, your death will be swift and painless.
( eyes darting down to the sign and back up at ted. .. what the hell. quietly reaching into his pocket for his cleaver. ) excuse me - ?? i did / nothing / to her. ( telling the truth.. for once. ) she's been fucking with me today. did she even tell you what she did??
arеn't you way too busy taking care of everybody to takе care of yourself?
TO BEEE HONESSTTT she didn't threaten me or anything...... I'm just making sure she doesn't! you can call me evil but i'd call it damage control!