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talking some shit with your hand on my ass , i'm a murderer in disguise .

i tell gay jokes because i am a gay joke

NOTHING BEATS A JET2 HOLIDAY!!!!!

what a fucking narcissist

baby when it's love , if it's not rough , it isn't fun !

hold me and love me , just wanna touch you for a minute ! maybe three seconds is enough for my heart to quit it !

last year , oomf said they were fifteen years old . now they claim to be SIXTEEN . which is it oomf ????? better keep your stories straight .

your very first kiss was your first kiss goodbye .

when all is said and done , you'll believe god is a woman .

can these period cramps go away i literally have he/him in my bio

boy , you got me helpless !

I SHOULD BE HOLDING MY WIFE RN 💔

nah they fucking

so you rob trains and banks but you can't steal this pussy for one night ?

mama , i'm chasing a ghost .

happy scissor saturday

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i wanna take a ride on your disco stick !