Sarah Everett
@goddammitsarah
wayward harridan who speaks to plants and animals. morally bankrupt. it's all spaghetti for the spaghetti machine
do you guys mind if I post pics for the first time since I almost died in a car crash nine months ago
if there are folks out there skipping jimmy eat world on shuffle I ain't one of them
going again with my new red dead redemption 2 game tonight :) stream starting now twitch.tv/sarahmarvelous
there are dozens of us
I’m funny, hot, talented, my ass is fat, and I can cook, the catch? I’m also insane
something stupid is always happening in a belle and sebastian song. but we don't mind
holy fuck trump is 100% gonna make govt buildings lower their flags to half-staff for all the hulkamaniacs in mourning isn't he
Kill your lawn. Grow native plants.
the concept of huge areas of non-native grasses planted, obsessively watered, and mowed for no real purpose and for nothing to be there other than for it to just exist infuriates me. destroying entire ecosystems for what
every celebrity with an alliterative name needs to lie low for the next few days
playing constantly on a loop in my mind today. no single second when this scene isn't occupying my thoughts
Ozzy AND Hulk Hogan, this is 9/11 if you grew up in a town with one Dairy Queen
it's a little-known fact that on your birthday you're allowed to wish for someone to die but it's a monkey's paw situation and they don't always get the one you want
