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@lornashawty
mims || voted the internets no.1 deadbeat girlfriend
I can't remember why I did this
Had the last day of @lornashawty being my boss today and I feel like this
drunk at the tom lawrence convention asking them to bring out tom lawrence
From oomfs to colleagues and back to oomfs again. Thank you Tom Lawrence for being my rock through this long and terrible time
oh he’s just like me
if you really wanna honor Ozzy Osbourne in a way he would love beyond his music... please, enjoy a burrito in his memory. those who remember, know this for sure. the man loved a good burrito. 😭🌯 📸: from MTV's "The Osbournes"
I gots to be the sexiest pirate to walk the plank fer some reason
Last week at my job and every day a different staff member has bought me an energy drink of some description. Today one of these girls brought me one and said “This is the first monster I ever tried after seeing you drink them everyday” and it’s made me feel like him.
you will begin to cough in 7 days
You will never catch me wearing jorts. I have too much self-respect
susan b anthony? congratulations to him on his transition!
yeag
some people don't understand the artistic simplicity behind misspelling words on purpose
at trees I gave a girl i’d never met before some of my leave in conditioner to use and now I’m on her close friends story, adult friendships are difficult my arse