goblin

everywhere i go i see his face

ahhhh yes good morning let’s open up the Infinite Information River for a nice 20 minutes before getting out of bed or thinking any original thoughts at all

okay now I kinda regret this

I killed them. I killed them all. they're all dead. all 10^100 of them. and not just the shrimps but the shrimpettes and shrimplings too.

Have some salmon

a problem with online discourse about straight dating is that people keep identifying the problem as "an entire gender" when actually the problem is "the kind of people you attract" or "the human condition"

Cleaning out the notes in my iPhone and I stumble upon this

i can finally come out as cis now. an era of oppression has come to a close

Just got laid off. If you need a web-ish* developer and are hiring remotely, give me a shout. * I have full general development skills, but everything is on the web these days, and so is a bunch of my experience

I like to imagine there was a Nazca child who would refuse to eat their mashed cassava unless it was served in the mice bowl

"Things you did not expect to see on this site, but upon checking the context, you are forced to agree with" please

I just saw the sentence "whose writing on transgender issues has been controversial" in writing and it puzzled me a bit. It seems to me that literally every position commonly held on transgender issues is controversial. There is no consensus on any of it!

cisgender

Imagine how little pussy Plato got that we named sexless love after him

Does anyone else have a thing in the back of their throat from when they got their tonsils and adnoids taken out that gets irritated a lot and turns half your coughs into hiccups?

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