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Guy who invented math: “I’m telling you, this is gonna do numbers”

A workplace battle between Millennial and Zoomer sure to continue happening everywhere

What if Al Franken just had Pedro Pascal styled anxiety. What then.

It’s crazy she’s not Asian

>no Cum Town

Beyond parody

Significantly gayer than Biden flying the Pride Flag at the White House

Just need a picture of Epstein with BJ Novak now

Switzerland, famously neutral unless you want to kill yourself

Can someone be fat and still have aura ?

Not enough talk about the softer rock Sabbath put out

Become a founder they said. It’s worth it they said.

Imagine how little pussy Plato got that we named sexless love after him

Your daughter simply has better vibes than you do

Yeah that should do it, who cares about Epstein now

Hard to ask her to remove it but there’s gotta be other ways to honor this guy

This is my wealth manager

Why must people soyjak

I feel like it’s selfish not to tell people

They gotta name a chicken after her or something goddamn

Everyone talks about coworker humor. I am laughing with the CEO. We are not the same.