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@goatmonty
most hated man in america
There were nine of them
What’s your unpopular Beatles opinion? 🤔⬇️
the type of person who would want to date me hasnt been invented yet
charli xcx's husband is a beautiful name for a bald drummer
If you wake up with anxiety it’s because you’re in big trouble
bro just letting you know the way you treat me while i’m still in my developmental stages (27 years old) will impact me for the rest of my life
Just heard a teen tell his friend, “Yo, raw diamonds are worth NOTHING right now bro.” Friend responded “I don’t care”
not my problem
🚨BREAKING: Earth may be trapped inside a giant void in space, scientists say
Deep breath. Get it together. Eyes on the road.
i look like a starry night sky (could draw constellations on my face with acne scars)
My favorite moment from history was probably moment #19
every person who tried to convince me being straightedge was "extremist" proved to me it's not and i need to be even more straightedge
at a job interview: bro we are all just adults playing with toys