Cameron Bradford
@camerobradford
Take my hand, we'll weather this storm together.
I know he wasn't studying housekeeping! He was probably in some sort theatre or film program.
Philip Seymour Hoffman in his dorm room at NYU in the 80’s. He would’ve been 58 today.
Humping is the main workhorse in my sexual toolbox but I'm open to learning new techniques as well
We should just cancel everyone and start fresh with all new people
A buddy of mine recently turned me onto mainstream culture and media. So far I’m really enjoying this stuff
God damn... make sure you're testing your bats
Breaking News: Ozzy Osbourne has died at 76. The lead singer of Black Sabbath helped invent heavy metal before becoming a reality TV star on “The Osbournes.” nyti.ms/46UiCKQ
Cartoons that are fit the whole family are the future of entertainment. I'm calling it right now
My favorite moment from history was probably moment #19
The old wisdom goes that U2 concerts are for wives and Coldplay shows are for mistresses
Ladies, you’re already perfect just how you are 🫶I don’t want any of you to age even a single day 🫶
Ladies - Please age like Pamela Anderson, not Chrissy Teigen. Thank you. Sincerely, the whole world
It's kinda refreshing to see an HR professional in a vulnerable, human situation. This doesn't happen very often
Coldplay accidentally exposed an alleged affair between Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and his colleague Kristin Cabot at one of their recent concerts.
Going forward, Coldplay concerts should not grant entry to any couple who can't prove they're in a legitimate, committed relationship. This is unacceptable.
Coldplay accidentally exposed an alleged affair between Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and his colleague Kristin Cabot at one of their recent concerts.
Just overheard two dads having this sweet conversation Dad 1: dude daughters are so goated Dad 2: bro… facts. Sons ain’t slouches either D1: no cap. I’m literally obsessed with sons D2: Fuuuck, I just remembered wives. They’re so amazing D1: dude, I’m so bullish on wives rn
They should make/enforce a series of laws that create a more equitable society
This is going to be a time when the A-List community must pull together.
this is like fifteen 9/11s
I like to have my buddy who’s pretty handy with a calendar hit me up with reminders for any events that are coming up.
Impossible to tell whether or not I’m in a Pynchon novel right now
Definitely a ploy to dodge accountability by introducing a cutesy new turn-of-phrase. Anyone who's trying to master the arts of manipulation needs to take note of this.
