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i’m Anna | OH | no bands
im on that oopsie daisy shit. im on that slipping on a banana peel shit. this post is dedicated to all the moms
struggling to come up w a worse smashing pumpkins setlist than this. maybe cut siva/speed kills for more teargarden stuff and make the pink floyd cover longer
my dumb ass spending $60 making dinner when i could have just ordered out
trying to talk to the cool deltarune table at lunch: Brr, it sure is cold today! What, are we on the Snowgrave route or something? Most handsome man in the world: ...It's called the weird route now.
i know a joke but youll probably think its dumb: the tomato says “ketchup” but its because its a mama tomato and her son is falling behind and thats why she said that
theyre making a “good at fucking” badge you can wear now if youre good at fucking
Cormac McCarthy: This Dr Pepper is so tasty as if some god of awesome yumminess weaved themself into this momentary chalice to preside over an icecold communion. Me: Yup
was gonna go back through the smashing pumpkins discography until i got bored and now i’m at the objectively bad albums and my brain won’t let me stop
emo band voice: my friends are leaving town but online they’re still around even if you’re somewhere else we’ll always be IRLs
at a job interview: bro we are all just adults playing with toys
just had dinner with u2 and i found out why they call him The Edge
props to this power metal cover band for finally making the nyan cat song listenable \m/
at the finch aviary at the zoo today there were two american teens and one went "finches are ugly and boring. let's move on" and his buddy went "dang, casey"
