cowboy carlos
@getaway_carlos
birthday party was a success everyone say thank you beyoncé


coming back to land after flopping at scuba diving because i got overstimulated being underwater and swallowed a gallon of salt water
when I’m yapping and then someone says “take your shot first”
and where susan boyle at
don’t tell me that i didn’t eat that
taylor finally able to promote her boyfriend’s acting project now that she’s dating a football player…
all you can eat and all you can drink… baby i’m hungry and sober so wtf is the problem!!

Wait cuz when you are young they assume you know nothing 🤣🤣🤣
Closer look at Madame Tussauds’ new Taylor Swift wax figures.
Closer look at Madame Tussauds’ new Taylor Swift wax figures.
and water is wet… now put him in a windowless room and let him rottttttt
The Wall Street Journal reports Donald Trump was told by the Justice Department back in May that his name appears in the Epstein files. The White House denies the report, calling it a “fake news story.”
too late bc now i’m old and more chopped than ever before
one of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.......
It’s worse than “Gaza is being starved and destroyed and no one cares.” It’s that hundreds of millions *do* care and are powerless to stop it. We need a world where that can never happen, where the masses actually have political power.