oh to be Hozier's muse

The concept of missing someone you willingly cut off

In order to fully tell the story of my breakup to my friends I must begin with the day I was born

F4👀

Wait… Aquaman hosted Ozzy Osbourne’s FINAL show?? IM SCARED 😭

thats why you should get her this cute coloring book for indoor date nights🤭💋

im kms if they win

lowkey hate having a body. it's so high maintenance. wash this, eat that, drink this, sleep that. it's all very stupid

gone triple platinum in my house🔥

what’s more evil is shake ah not being viral

Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever heard the DJ start mixing in a track you know your friend loves, and you look over, point at them, and watch their eyes light up as they realize?

I hate when I want to post something but due to recent events it’ll feel like a shade to someone

i love the word “also” bc i’m literally never done talking 

the pose i hit when everyone keeps asking about my career plans

Couldn't agree more 🤭

i do not set ‘reminders’, i do not ‘structure’ my tasks, i do not ’write things down’. i RAWDOG it. and if i do not remember, i don’t DO IT.

If grok says I visited your profile, I probably did. I have no sense of shame and I like to commit random acts of joblessness sometimes

Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars

Nimegeuka the friend who is always going through something