Gerry Stanek
@gerrystanekGSO
Rock and roll is a noun. Writing. Occasional unsolicited opinions. Established in Nicktown, PA. MFA in Fiction from Warren Wilson College.
I wrote about Bob Seger and @countyhwy decided to put it in the paper. The paper showed up in my mailbox. Now my sixteen year old daughter is reading it on her bed. She might have this newspaper thing down.

I grew up with and even worked in local radio. Rural radio. What's apparent about all these @NPR folks is that none of them know a thing about rural or small town America; they know nothing about local radio.
'CBS Mornings' brings on NPR CEO Katherine Maher to peddle more lies about #DefundNPR, falsely claiming NPR is the only local news source for some parts of the country and the lynchpin to emergency alerts: “The primary impact of this potential rescission is going to hurt…
Actually, most family vacations back then consisted of visits to family members in exotic places like Iselin, New Jersey. Or camping at the lake ten miles away.
In 1965, you could work construction, support a family of five, own a home, and take your kids to Disneyland once a year. Today that same job barely covers groceries. WTF happened.
The front porch editorial is worth the price of admission and reminds me that the 4th of July in Pennsylvania with family is, for my three teenage daughters, far ahead of Christmas on the holiday scale. The oldest is on the fireworks crew, so worry about hands is in play, too.
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Joe Jackson was like Holden Caulfield and offered plenty of smart aleck commentary on annoying couples, public displays of affection, the dishonest news media, and the nature of time. Every song on Look Sharp presents something about the adult world that just smells fake.

"Ride Captain Ride" is warm and cozy, a sonic pillow of an arrangement that allows for a dynamic, underrated guitar solo and super cool harmonies that lift the choruses into the ether. Mystery ship, indeed.
I had about 100 of these bad boys at 10 years old in 1970, but I will stand by this 45 until I'm 6 feet under...Taking a moment, OK 3 minutes & 6 seconds, to enjoy the splendor of 73 men sailing up from the San Francisco Bay before my next selection...Join me if you can...
When you understand that Picasso was reacting to Einstein and challenging perceptions of space and time, you don't easily dismiss his work.
Picasso is overrated. This shouldn't even be controversial
Somewhere along the line, Jack Kerouac asked who would notice the frost on a fence post in Iowa when he was gone. I suppose it won’t be ChatGPT.
Chat GPT may produce ten zillion "novels" a year but it will never have a grave with flowers on it.
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The really beautiful thing about Hulk Hogan is that he could only have happened in America.
I mow right up to my neighbor’s driveway every time.
Many people don’t even know their nextdoor neighbors let alone talk to them. This is unfortunate for all. Cut the grass.
I've never watched Colbert or Stewart, and I really don't care if they're on or off the air. The more important question goes to why anyone thinks this is funny. It's not.
Jon Stewart responded to CBS bowing down to Trump and canceling Colbert
The Beatles worked quickly on every LP until the fall of 1966. Sgt. Pepper is an anomaly and, perhaps, not true to the spirit of rock and roll. The real band, the better band, was the one that recorded songs in a few takes, and that's evident in the Get Back documentary.
A single day vs. 700 studio hours — and yet both changed music history. #OTD in 1963, Please Please Me, The Beatles’ first LP, reached Number One in the UK. Recorded in one marathon daylong session, the album overflows with the raw energy of a band still playing lunchtime gigs…
I know we're not talking about cars here, but I'm reminded of Freedy Johnston's "Tucumcari" and that amazing lyric: "Get your feet of o' my dashboard. Whaddaya think the damn thing's for?" @freedyjohnston
FEET OFF THE BOARD
Lookin' for love in all the wrong places.
Can I be honest I’ve never had a good meal somewhere that looks like this
This is cool. I know lots of guys like this. But when you say "I work in the trades" you sound like a political plant, not a blue collar guy. I mean, what do you actually do to get your hands dirty?
I am 29, married with two kids and never graduated college. I work in the trades and am comfortably providing for my stay at home wife and kids. I'm so tired of the talking point that this isn't possible. It is. I know it is because I'm living it.
As a high school English teacher, and as the father of three teenage daughters, I'd say that this largely depends on parents. My kids read. Middle daughter, 17, just read a book in a day on Tuesday. The 11th graders I teach...a lot of them read. There's no one-size-fits-all.
I’ve been an English professor at UNC for the past twenty-two years and I can assure you that what Athenian Stranger is saying here is absolutely true. Student literacy has gotten especially bad over the past five years.
I sometimes think about the Rolling Stone interview where The Eagles revealed that Steve Miller was the cheapest man in rock and roll.
The Steve Miller Band has canceled all dates for its 2025 North American tour due to the general trend of climate change-induced weather disasters: "The combination of extreme heat, unpredictable flooding, tornadoes, hurricanes and massive forest fires make these risks for you…
Keep on rockin’ me, baby. Well, maybe not if it’s raining. The cycles of circular motion will no longer protect you and keep you from harm. And everything’s not better when wet.
My fourteen year old daughter is totally into this movie. On board.
RED DAWN (1984). John Milius doesn't even bother to introduce us to characters. Patrick Swayze drops off Charlie Sheen at high school. A history teacher discusses Genghis Khan (I wish mine had), then the commies land, kills the teacher, & WWIII begins. I don't care, I love it.
I drove tractor-trailers for eight years. This is about going too fast, not hydroplaning.
Traffic camera footage captures the moment an Amazon semi-truck lost control on a wet road in Iowa City, hydroplaning and crashing into a tree near the Iowa River.
America has always been a bundle of contradictions, and maybe people aren't as dumb as Eric thinks they are.
Bruce Springsteen’s “Born In The U.S.A.” has jumped into the Top 30 on the U.S. iTunes Song Chart, the 41st consecutive year of people not listening to the lyrics.