Emma Flint (flint.writes on Threads)📚💀🖤📚
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#LittleDeaths #OtherWomen Longlisted: #WomensPrize, #DEP17, #CWA Gold Dagger, @TheakstonsCrime Crime Novel of the Year. Amazon #1 bestseller
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Bees sleep between 5-8 hours a day, when they get tired they can fall asleep in flowers holding each other’s feet 📸 Joe Neely
My friend and I got into a discussion earlier about what the best vehicle in literature is. It's obviously Mr Funny's shoe car, but what has your vote? - Michael
Yeah, but apart from austerity, Brexit, homelessness, food banks, Universal Credit, bedroom tax, hungry kids, partygate, Trussonomics, the cost of living crisis, sewage in rivers and ever-growing NHS waiting lists, what did the Tories ever do for us?
The visit of Donald Trump will require the biggest police operation in Scotland since the death of Queen Elizabeth, Police Scotland has said. It’s a personal visit to his golf courses, so why are we, the Scottish taxpayers having to pay for his protection? Send Trump the bill…
I've been married 30 years. When we got married, we agreed that as the husband, I would make all the big decisions and my wife would make all the small decisions. It's worked out great! I'm just surprised there have never been any big decisions.
Should fathers be the final authority in the home?
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me: *quite literally RUNNING to the train* random man: i think i will stop her and tell her she dropped something. and when she turns back, i will tell her it’s her smile. i think that will make her happy :)
“Aye, Moira, ah’m oan the protein” has me howling
May we all have an ounce of Niall and his team’s patience and optimism. And may we all know peace and love like Britney now does.
Britney Spears was one of the hardest rescues I’ve ever done. She had been chained up and dumped with her puppies. She tried to bite everybody she came in contact with. It took 3 years but to see her today is incredible… (1/7) 🧵
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Happy Spoonerism Day to all those who belly crate.
"During a company event at a Colplay concert I offered my head of HR a Murray Mint which she accepted. Whilst singing along to Yellow she accidentally swallowed the mint, and I was forced to perform the Heimlich maneuver just as the Jumbotron camera focused on us."
This made me cry. How can people just abandon their pets?? So cruel
The story we have been able to piece together is Sonny used to be owned. His “owners” left him in the house where we found him up to 2/3 years ago. He never left. He was waiting there for them to come back. That is why he knows human touch (4/7)
@flint_writes a new french review of La face cachée de Ruth Malone on Babelio : "Ce roman reprend librement l'histoire d'Alice Crimmins, américaine accusée du meurtre de ses deux jeunes enfants dans les années 60. Ce true crime a d'ailleurs fait l'objet… ift.tt/AkZaNT7