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Always bums me out seeing one of these Ferrari meetups and all the guys are just wearing, like, shorts
⛽️ #FillUpFriday ❗️
Okay my turn: The idea of cooking being cheaper is predicated upon you already owning stuff like salt and pepper and butter and a frying pan and plates and bowls
eating at home costing $60 with time and labor and eating outside costing $56.78. alright.
Underdiscussed revenue stream that explains a lot of Apple’s seeming inability to lose money despite not innovating in over a decade.
every millennial is now paying apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.
German word for realizing that fun thing you just did was already a week ago
Holy shit It's so over for britbongs
Do you have the girl version too? In the actual game they’re all girls. I’m just saying if you’re going to do it you should do it right. Where’s the girl.
Can't even lie this fit goes hard
we’re not doing non-binary detransitioners LMFAO. nothing happened to you. This is like trying to make money off your brief goth phase in high school.
I used to be non binary. I had they/them pronouns. I had X on my ID. I had MX on my bank statements. I really thought I was a secret third gender because I didn’t conform to female stereotypes. It was all stupid. I’m not non binary. I’m a woman.
Put in a week and a half PTO request. The oil will be changed, exam will be completed, house deep cleaned, appointments booked, AND I will be happy
Everybody’s always talking about x-wings, it’s always x-wings this and x-wings that. Y-wing bombers are way cooler
By far the funniest thing about aging dirtbag leftists is how they seem to be completely unaware that 99% of black people do not listen to 90s hip hop
Which is why white guys listen to video game OSTs now. Nobody is making music with us in mind.
“I like everything but country and rap” was a very common thing to hear at the time, but in 2025 those are the only two mainstream genres left.
“Well, in a Hobbesian state of nature I believe that you’d find a thick 5.5 quite threatening indeed!”
in the bleakest work of 20th century dystopian fiction, no author imaged a woman over 40 publicly writing this in the national newspaper of record
in the bleakest work of 20th century dystopian fiction, no author imaged a woman over 40 publicly writing this in the national newspaper of record
1/2 Thousands of words. I read this so you don’t have to. tl;dr is that in a certain social milieu men have become skittish and disinterested and women are frustrated because they don’t know how/ aren’t able to lure them back in.
We used to be a country…
The difference is Brooke Shields was 15 years old in this ad and Sydney Sweeney is 27.
The Indian seethes as The Appalachian tells him “Party’s over.”
VP Vance goes after Microsoft for firing Americans while still applying for H-1B visas: "That math worries me. I don't want companies to fire 9,000 American workers and then go and say they can't find workers here in America. That's a bulls*** story."
Sadly, “epic bacon” is a dated enough cultural artifact that this does technically count as retro-futurism
HOlY SHILT! The Epic Bacon at Tesla Diner looks amazing!