Actual Truth Respecter
@i_d_smith
"Success depends on forethought, dispassionate calculation of probabilities, accounting for every stray variable."
I can’t believe Mike Lee wanted to sell all this off
“Heisman Trophy winner. NFL star. Actor. Then one day, tragedy struck, and changed his life forever.” “Tucker, appreciate you having me on.” “Absolutely. So- what happened?” “Well, the CIA tried to frame me.” “Outrageous.”
Thanks for reminding me of the time that HULKMANIA ran wild on Gawker and took all their money from them (as an award from a federal court) because of what scum all you people were and it left you unemployed. I needed a pick me up today. Good memory. Thanks, Hulk. RIP!
“Today we mourn Chuck Mangione, who famously guest starred on the beloved Mike Judge animated series, Beavis & Butthead” - Andrew Yang, if his social media person wasn’t proofreading his tweets now
A real PATRIOT like Hulk Hogan deserves a state funeral and a gold coffin.
“I like everything but country and rap” was a very common thing to hear at the time, but in 2025 those are the only two mainstream genres left.
in the 2000's it was very common for people to say they like all genres of music except county
You can make a very compelling case for Somalis being the worst ethnic group in the country on one point alone: There’s a larger QoL delta between the US & their home country than virtually any other immigrant group …yet they’re some of the least happy to be here.
Somalian Maine House Rep Mana Hared Abdi (D) complains about the United States and how difficult it was to move here
If the Irish are spiritually brown, you’re something infinitely worse.
The Irish are spiritually brown. Because of their history as an English colony---WE WUZ OPPRESSED---they segued right into third worldism and never became white. They harbor a deep hatred/envy for the English and all their child nations, America being one of them. The first…
> post I spent 5 minutes on gets 5 likes > post I spent 5 seconds on gets 50 likes Just the way she goes sometimes
“RIP Hulk Hogan, a true British original” - Andrew Yang, probably
A sad day for Hulkamaniacs everywhere. Today, we lost a Real American.
Hulk Hogan was a once-in-a-generation, larger-than-life icon of American entertainment. He was also a Patriot with a heart of gold who loved his country, his countrymen, and his President. Having spent much of his career defeating various anti-Patriot characters, it is fitting…
People say the “step on me mommy” thing is a recent phenomenon but in the 1943 Tex Avery short “Red Hot Riding Hood” a horny cartoon wolf repeatedly whacks himself in the head with a mallet at the sight of an attractive woman, so perhaps there’s a deeper impulse at work here
Maybe Epstein’s lawyer was an unusually young 80 years old, but I have family members around that age who are (relatively) youthful and every time I see them, I appreciate it as though it could be the last time. Not everything is something.
Probably would have been appropriate to include “at 80” here.
BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein’s attorney, Roy Black, has died.
"I feel like you answered your own question there."
There’s no excuse to put out a bad Battlefield game. The formula got figured out 15-20 years ago. Don’t be openly contemptuous of your customers or play historical revisionist because telling your daughter that women didn’t fly Spitfires made you sad. That’s all you have to do!
BATTLEFIELD 6. July 24. Reveal Trailer. 🔔 youtu.be/pgNCgJG0vnY
On my way to get an MRI, anyone need anything while I’m out?
Latinos have been doing that same gasolina beat in every song since I was a kid wtf enough. Take a year off and think of something else
If your copy of Mein Kampf looks like this you’re required to look into the camera and say “well… THAT happened” when you’re done reading
I want a laptop that can be used as a weapon in a home invasion scenario
I want a laptop that can be used as a weapon in a home invasion scenario