Tom S.🧂⚓️

@extrasalt513

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Tom S.🧂⚓️@extrasalt513 · Sep 11

And he's very, very upset with us.

RRoss Douthat@DouthatNYT · Sep 11

Just remember, God is in control.

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Tom S.🧂⚓️@extrasalt513 · Jul 26

I use year-month-day when organizing computer files by date.

TThe Return of the Ping@PandasAndVidya · Jul 25

Share a piece of dating lore about yourself.

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Tom S.🧂⚓️@extrasalt513 · 16 h

South Park has always been independent. Conservatives convinced themselves it was a right-wing show because they've made fun of liberal celebrities in the past. But anyone who understands Parker and Stone's perspective isn't surprised they don't like Trump either.

GG.W. Bush-era Right-wing Bot@DubyaEraRight · 20 h

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Tom S.🧂⚓️@extrasalt513 · Jul 26

The provincial leadership appears to have issued its response to the latest round of allegations of trial misconduct. anglican.ink/2025/07/25/sta…

extrasalt513's tweet card. The parties to the case (i.e. the prosecutor and the defendant) are entitled to raise any concerns directly with the court or the chancellor. They may also challenge any perceived errors by the trial...

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Will ⚓@monkofjustice · Jul 25

In case you've not seen, this story is an abomination if true: tl;dr - ACNA leadership gave court member access to prosecutor files, which it then improperly used in court, prompting prosecutor resignation, and then prosecutor assistant fired. Presentment and resignation must…

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Tom S.🧂⚓️@extrasalt513 · Jul 26

Unlike previous statements from various parties involved in the Ruch trial, this one hasn't been uploaded to the ACNA's website yet. Which seems...telling.

WWill ⚓@monkofjustice · Jul 25

anglican.ink/2025/07/25/dep…

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Tom S.🧂⚓️@extrasalt513 · Jul 25

"Say it, Shuntaro." "M-Mario..." "Into the microphone, Shuntaro." "M-Mario and P-Princess Peach are in a r-relationship..." "And?" "And they have s-s-sex..." "And?" "A-and they r-r-reproduce f-for the glory of Japan." "Good boy."

PPop Crave@PopCrave · Jul 25

Nintendo says that Mario and Peach are not a couple: “[They] are good friends and help each other out whenever they can.”

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Tom S.🧂⚓️@extrasalt513 · Jul 25

Shinzo would never allow this.

PPop Crave@PopCrave · Jul 25

Nintendo says that Mario and Peach are not a couple: “[They] are good friends and help each other out whenever they can.”

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Tom S.🧂⚓️@extrasalt513 · Jul 25

JUST IN: George Devolder Santos is in the custody of the Federal Bureau of Prisons at the Federal Correctional Institution (FCI) Fairton in Fairton, New Jersey. Santos now serving his more than 7 years in prison after pleading guilty to long list of Federal Crimes.

RRyan Nobles@ryanobles · Jul 25

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Tom S.🧂⚓️@extrasalt513 · Jul 25

Not even close.

oolivier 👺@olwestside · Jul 21

The fact that this is the most famous silhouette in the world.

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Tom S.🧂⚓️@extrasalt513 · Jul 25

The Star Wars prequels are bad.

AAlan Cole@AlanMCole · Jul 24

If you were going to go on the "one guy who's kind of decent at arguing debates 20 morons" show, what point would you argue with the morons?

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Tom S.🧂⚓️@extrasalt513 · Jul 25

Still waiting for Bolshevik Batman, who beats the crap out of kulaks and Mensheviks and sends them to Arkham Gulag.

WWarner Bros. Entertainment@WBHomeEnt · Jul 25

A new legend rises. AZTEC BATMAN: CLASH OF THE EMPIRES is coming to Digital 9/19.

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